Vegetarianism goes Vigilante

[Kaibutsu]

Code Word?

"I sat in my vehicle, happily and secretively munching away, it dawned on me that this particular veggie burger tasted different. It was juicier somehow, more flavourful."

Am I the only one that noticed the 'secretively' part? Methinks the SC ordered a regular burger and was, ahem, 'sneaking some meat' when he got caught - causing him to write said letter.

It was probably written as 'proof' to whoever caught him that the SC really didn't mean to eat that burger and they were emotionally scarred by the 'cow patty'.

[Grape The Cat]

^ It's because of the Vegetarian Secret Police, the VSP has spies everywhere.

[NorthernZel]

"I sat in my vehicle, happily and secretively munching away, it dawned on me that this particular veggie burger tasted different. It was juicier somehow, more flavourful."

Am I the only one that noticed the 'secretively' part? Methinks the SC ordered a regular burger and was, ahem, 'sneaking some meat' when he got caught - causing him to write said letter.

It was probably written as 'proof' to whoever caught him that the SC really didn't mean to eat that burger and they were emotionally scarred by the 'cow patty'.

ITA.

Also, some of my friends who are/were vegetarians have told me how they got digestion issues after eating meat for the first time in a long while (some by accident when they, say, got served a meal that contained some animal products, some by purpose when they chose to change diet) due to the "foreign" protein intake.

If such a hardcore vegetarian ate a whole beef, emotional distress would have been the least of his worries

[Jay 2K Winger]

^ It's because of the Vegetarian Secret Police, the VSP has spies everywhere.

"FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!"

[Ironclad Alibi]

Am I the only one that noticed the 'secretively' part? Methinks the SC ordered a regular burger and was, ahem, 'sneaking some meat' when he got caught - causing him to write said letter.

It was probably written as 'proof' to whoever caught him that the SC really didn't mean to eat that burger and they were emotionally scarred by the 'cow patty'.

Cheating vegetarians will go to great lengths to hide their failings, as this video illustrates.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

And is anyone else bothered that she said she ate a cow patty? What, is the store raising cows and scooping patties fresh and hot from the ground?

I always thought of that as a cow pie...but I like your interpretation too

[charred]

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

</ arrogant worms>

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I have that carrot song on a Dr. Demento CD somewhere

[charred]

30th Anniversary Collection, Disc 2, or Basement Tapes 4?

[lordlundar]

There was a bit on the Red Green Show about a vegetarian vs non dispute and it had a line that sums up my favorite argument to shut up vegetarians.

Well at least we're doing the humane thing and killing it first. You're eating that apple alive.

[wildman]

But, but....the veggies died, too! Haven't you ever heard the carrots scream?

LOL, I've actually said this at times!

[HappyFun Ball]

Man.. I really want a nice juicy slab of charred cow flesh right now..

[Shalom]

I've eaten fake meat on occasion; I have a few packs of veggy bergers in the freezer right now. They don't really taste like meat, but they're not bad for what they are.

They're not vegan, though. The ⓀD on the package is the tip-off. (D=dairy, meaning that you can't eat it with meat if you're kosher, but also means that there's something in there that a vegan won't eat, namely some kind of milk product. As my daughter is allergic to whole milk, it also tells me she can't eat that either.)

off topic, but is anyone else seeing the pages go 3-2-1 on the front-page listing for this thread rather than 1-2-3 like on all the other threads? and if so, why?

[BeenThereDoneThat]

30th Anniversary Collection, Disc 2, or Basement Tapes 4?

Must be the former...I don't have the Basement Tapes collection.

[EricKei]

off topic, but is anyone else seeing the pages go 3-2-1 on the front-page listing for this thread rather than 1-2-3 like on all the other threads? and if so, why?

Same here. Maybe it's the recent FireFox update (if you use it)?