THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN (and kept the receipt, too)

[evilhomer]

Me: "Where'd this colored plexiglass come from?"

Her: "A customer returned it."

Me: "We don't sell colored plexiglass."

Her: Blank stare that was a combination of "deer in the headlights" and "oh shit."

What was the amount of the refund? Did it go something like this?

Her: No receipt, okay how much did you spend?

SC: Ummmm.... .... One hundred billion dollars **sucks on his pinky finger**

Her: Okay, are large bills allright?

[Jack T. Chance]

Do they make ball implants for managers without them?

Well....

*snicker*

There's also another option. Awhile back, I was in a Spencer Gifts store, and I found a very realistic looking, simulated scrotum in their gag gifts section! It was the perfect gift for a guy that needs a pair!

I'm trying to find it on their website to post a link to it, but I haven't found it yet.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

my manager has no balls and allowed a customer to return an air conditioner that was 2 years old. kicker is she didnt bring the a/c in but got money back so she got ot keep the a/c AND her money.

Do they make ball implants for managers without them?

How can you allow a return on something without requiring the customer to bring in the item to be returned?

Where do you work? I want some free money!

[amarisse]

hell they annoucned on krock during a speech part to come on in that we'd return anything hence returns up buyign down

[MadonnaC]

There's also another option. Awhile back, I was in a Spencer Gifts store, and I found a very realistic looking, simulated scrotum in their gag gifts section! It was the perfect gift for a guy that needs a pair!

I'm trying to find it on their website to post a link to it, but I haven't found it yet.

This any use?

http://tinyurl.com/nwhdx

[Kogarashi]

I only heard about this second-hand from one of the CS cashiers involved.

A customer came in one time with a television in an attempt to refund it. After a while, the customer threw a fit because the cashiers were refusing, and the situation escalated until the Store Manager himself was called up front. He finally authorized the return just to get the lady to shut up and leave, because she was having none of it.

What was wrong with the TV?

1. No receipt.
2. TV was not a brand we have ever sold.
3. TV was broken (due to customer mishandling).
4. TV was two years old.

[Jack T. Chance]

This any use?

http://tinyurl.com/nwhdx

While amusing, that's not what I saw. It was literally JUST a scrotum (with balls inside, natch! ) and it was very realistic looking, even down to the size. It was made of flesh-colored rubber, or foam-rubber, or latex, or something, not really sure. Definitely was not inflatable.

I looked in a Spencers store today, but they no longer had any in-stock.