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  • #16
    Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
    I didn't know they made steel-toed pumps for when office staff need to go onto the production floors.
    Neither did I. I hope they have cute styles. #usemoargoogle, #doesitcomeinsateen?

    EDIT: good one Gravekeeper! (...where's sheldon??)
    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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    • #17
      Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
      There are things I love about Texas laws.

      Being able to legally defend yourself being one of them.

      Clubbed a would-be robber like a baby harp seal with your fists when some jerkoff snatches your phone? Not a problem.

      I love the stories where the would be snatcher ended up with his nards in his throat after his 'victim' kicked them there...quite hard.

      I didn't know they made steel-toed pumps for when office staff need to go onto the production floors.
      I had steel toes cowboy boots, wellies in leather, sneakers, loafers and pumps =) I might have a pair of the sneakers left in a box at my moms house. I used to wear the sneakers out to bars when my band played. They were great for getting the drunks to leave me alone between sets.
      EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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      • #18
        Quoth bean View Post

        What did another coworker say? "You know he probably beat himself up to get out of work early, right? Now I'm going to have to stay late!"
        I don't wanna be a dick or nothing like that, but this guy's 'tarded.

        Why would you pummel yourself with your own fists, rip your own shirt, and spill your own blood just to get out of working, when you can just pick up the phone and call yourself out sick? Or just come up with some excuse on the fly and hope it's accepted.

        Dickish co-worker is dickish. Also stupid.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #19
          A classic moron. How crass of the co-worker. Assault is seldom something one merely fakes to get out of work. Period.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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          • #20
            Quoth Kaibutsu View Post
            Your whiny coworker IS a fucking asshole. The lack of sympathy on his part astounds me. It's almost a shame he isn't the one that tried to steal the phone...
            My thoughts exactly!!

            Quoth Geek King View Post
            That leads to all sorts of horrible ideas for the playlist:
            Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua...but I'm weird like that.


            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post

            Why would you pummel yourself with your own fists, rip your own shirt, and spill your own blood just to get out of working, when you can just pick up the phone and call yourself out sick? Or just come up with some excuse on the fly and hope it's accepted.
            Watch Liar Liar, my friend.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #21
              Well, there are a lot of them....

              Quoth Pojodan View Post
              My God, it's full of stars.
              Uh, sorry. According to the doctor, those aren't "stars". But don't worry, there's an ointment for that.

              Also, I can't believe no one mentioned this

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              • #22
                Quoth Stryker One View Post
                Uh, sorry. According to the doctor, those aren't "stars". But don't worry, there's an ointment for that.

                Also, I can't believe no one mentioned this
                Who's Bob Seiger?
                I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                • #23
                  Quoth Nurian View Post
                  Who's Bob Seiger?
                  You ARE kidding ? Right ?

                  Bob Seger is only one of the most awesome singer / songwriters ever.

                  YouTube him. You will like it.
                  Dammit !! ~ Jack Bauer

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                  • #24
                    Are you kidding? He's incredible.
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • #25
                      I saw him in concert back in '96. What a show.

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #26
                        If only my favorite "oldies" station didn't play Night Moves so much...he has so many other good songs that don't get nearly as much airplay.
                        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          I don't wanna be a dick or nothing like that, but this guy's 'tarded.

                          Why would you pummel yourself with your own fists, rip your own shirt, and spill your own blood just to get out of working, when you can just pick up the phone and call yourself out sick? Or just come up with some excuse on the fly and hope it's accepted.

                          Dickish co-worker is dickish. Also stupid.
                          In oh-so-slight defense of dickish coworker, iphone-coworker does try to leave early a bit. But so does dickish coworker.

                          It's like high school all over again, right down to bumping into people you used to know at a different school! Dickish coworker is about my age (early 30s) but generally acts like an immature 15 year old; iphone-beating-coworker is in his mid-late 20s (but generally "acts his age").

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