Only slight suck here, but it deserves telling.
User called in because she had opened a Word document off of an email and made some changes to it. She said she had clicked the Save button several times while working on it, but then she lost her work. She wanted to know if there was a way we could restore it.
Now, I'm sure it's different where you work, but at The Client, opening a file off of an email does not automatically save it to one's network drive. One must specifically save it there in order to do this. The user had not done so.
To her credit, she had gone to the "temp" folders where stuff is usually temp-stored, but alas, the file was not there. There was no filepath for us to work from; remember, she had not specified where it was being saved, so we can't restore it if we don't know where to look.
File restorations at The Client can only be done from network drives; we don't touch stuff on the C: drives for file restores, because with very few exceptions-- none of which applied to this user-- the C: drive is wiped when one logs off the computer.
I tell the user that we cannot restore the file.
She sighs, and then goes on for a bit on "I thought it saved it to the temp folder when you opened it from the email" which I state is usually the case, but remind her, "If it's not there, it's not there. If you didn't save it to your network drive, we can't restore it."
She sighs again, and then once again approaches the "I thought it would be in the temp folder" angle from a different direction, with different wording. I once again tell her we can't do the restore.
She tries a third time, and this time I had to tell her: "Ma'am, you've been asking the same question in different ways. The answer is still 'no.' We cannot restore your file."
To her credit again, she laughed a bit, sighed, and thanked me, and said something on the lines of, "I had to give it a try."
I'm sorry, ma'am, but there is not a magic set of phraseology that will make your request be filled. We can't do it. Points for effort, though.
User called in because she had opened a Word document off of an email and made some changes to it. She said she had clicked the Save button several times while working on it, but then she lost her work. She wanted to know if there was a way we could restore it.
Now, I'm sure it's different where you work, but at The Client, opening a file off of an email does not automatically save it to one's network drive. One must specifically save it there in order to do this. The user had not done so.
To her credit, she had gone to the "temp" folders where stuff is usually temp-stored, but alas, the file was not there. There was no filepath for us to work from; remember, she had not specified where it was being saved, so we can't restore it if we don't know where to look.
File restorations at The Client can only be done from network drives; we don't touch stuff on the C: drives for file restores, because with very few exceptions-- none of which applied to this user-- the C: drive is wiped when one logs off the computer.
I tell the user that we cannot restore the file.
She sighs, and then goes on for a bit on "I thought it saved it to the temp folder when you opened it from the email" which I state is usually the case, but remind her, "If it's not there, it's not there. If you didn't save it to your network drive, we can't restore it."
She sighs again, and then once again approaches the "I thought it would be in the temp folder" angle from a different direction, with different wording. I once again tell her we can't do the restore.
She tries a third time, and this time I had to tell her: "Ma'am, you've been asking the same question in different ways. The answer is still 'no.' We cannot restore your file."
To her credit again, she laughed a bit, sighed, and thanked me, and said something on the lines of, "I had to give it a try."
I'm sorry, ma'am, but there is not a magic set of phraseology that will make your request be filled. We can't do it. Points for effort, though.


I AM the evil bastard!


this made me cackle so much.
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