How to Blow Things Out of Proportion (epic and full of karma)

[Mytical]

Panacea you want to use it, go ahead . LillFilly, it sent word that there is plenty of room and the water is fine. All other brains are welcome

[Mr Hero]

My brain packed up to go to Carolina. Guess you could say I'm going to Carolina in my mind.

[Mytical]

Now I have images of brains everywhere grabbing suitcases saying things like "It is just getting to crazy around here, sorry guys but I just can't take it any more. I quit!"

[Shalom]

YGM: YOU CAN’T ARREST ME!!111!! IT’S ILLEGAL!!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!!!

If I was that cop, I'd have said something like, "Madam, if you hadn't done anything illegal, you wouldn't be under arrest in the first place." Seriously, what on earth made her think arresting her was illegal? Under what insane version of the law would that be?

Shame the YG couldn't have gotten at least one drink before being evicted, though. That would really have put the cherry on the sundae for her mom: here she'd gone and created a huge fuss, made a total ass of herself, and ended up in handcuffs, all to protest something that wound up not even happening. It's like the idiot my father told me about who broke into the jeweler (where my father worked at the time) and stole a lot of jewelry, only to be told that the place he'd burgled and been arrested on the way out of specialized in costume jewelry and there wasn't a grain of gold or a real diamond anywhere on the premises. All that for nothing...

But the most amazing thing, to me, is that if the story is complete as told, this YGpsychoticM didn't even have anything to drink before getting ignorant. Imagine what she'd be like with a couple of pints under her belt? Maybe it's a good thing she got the heave-ho before she was served, rather than afterward.

[Sapphire Silk]

Panacea you want to use it, go ahead . LillFilly, it sent word that there is plenty of room and the water is fine. All other brains are welcome

Thanks!

I need a vacation . . . .

[XCashier]

Now I have images of brains everywhere grabbing suitcases saying things like "It is just getting to crazy around here, sorry guys but I just can't take it any more. I quit!"

I wouldn't mind that so much if my brain would take me with it to Hawaii...

[OfficeSlug]

I would LOVE to hear how the rest of her night went when they took her downtown.

And if she was able to secure a lawyer - and how hard s/he laughed when assigned this "case."

The story doesn't end here - and we're starving for a sequel because this is PRECIOUS karma.

[nuthing12]

Why would anyone allow themselves to stay around a mother like that. I hope her daughter grows some balls and kicks her to the curb.

[Pixilated]

Hope your business is one of those that is willing to ban people because it sounds like you are going to need it. I'm sure YGM and YGsoB will be back, ranting and raving that YOU got mom arrested and what are YOU going to do to make it up to them so you can keep them as valued customers?

I agree, it's too bad YG wasn't offered an opportunity to have a drink, though under the circumstances, it's easy to see why they just wanted the whole pack OUT by that point. If YG returns by herself, though, I'm guessing she'll have her ID with her and will behave in a reasonably civilized fashion.

[2gigch1]

Ahem, not to be a pain but...

PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES! Cell phone video!!!!

Youtube!!!!!

AAAAHAaHAAHAHAAHAhAAHAAAAAAAaA1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1! !!


<cough> Thank you.

[tropicsgoddess]

That was EPIC!

[customersruinmylife]

Ahem, not to be a pain but...

PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES! Cell phone video!!!!

Youtube!!!!!

AAAAHAaHAAHAHAAHAhAAHAAAAAAAaA1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1! !!


<cough> Thank you.

Haha I actually pulled my phone out when she started arguing with the police officer, but my friend grabbed it off me and said "Nooo, she'll come back and kill us!"

[earl colby pottinger]

Love to see

I would LOVE to hear how the rest of her night went when they took her downtown.

And if she was able to secure a lawyer - and how hard s/he laughed when assigned this "case."

The story doesn't end here - and we're starving for a sequel because this is PRECIOUS karma.

Oh, to see what happens when she tells the judge that he can't sentence her, it's illegal!

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Ye gods. I hope that one ends up on TV, I really want to see it

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I wouldn't mind that so much if my brain would take me with it to Hawaii...

Mine would just like to go down to Oak Island and never return . . .

Unfortunately, my body has to stay behind here and get more stuff done around the house tomorrow.