How to Blow Things Out of Proportion (epic and full of karma)

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I really feel bad about YG. She was reasonable, she complied, she didn't scream or get into a hissy fit over it all, just left to get ID and came back.

And sadly she was tossed out of the establishment along with the rest of the asstards.

Kinda a "throwing the baby out with the bathwater" scenario there.

I agree with the rest of the assholes getting tossed but I sincerely hope that YG would be welcome in the establishment provided that she left the flaming rage tards home next time.

[Eisa]

Yeah, I also feel bad for YG, she acted like a normal human. That's what you do. You go back and get your ID, or you realize you aren't getting alcohol tonight. -shrugs- Not that hard.

The other two, though... Wow. My brain also wants to leave on vacation but I think unfortunately, it's sprained itself trying to imagine any version of reality where YGM's logic makes sense.

[Mamochan]

Mirror Universe Visitors

Letter to SGM:
Dear Sucky girls mom,
Yes, it is illegal to trespass on private property. And yes, you can and will be arrested for assaulting a police officer. Also, It is a great way to not get out of jail anytime soon. If you are a real special cookie, you may even be charged with felony assaulting a police officer. All because the barkeep was upholding the law prohibiting the sale against minors.

TTFN - Mamochan

Edit - If the local laws are different, I feel sorry for the officers. They should be able to jail anyone who deliberately hits the officer.

[Jetfire]

Like many others, I feel sorry for YG since she seemed to have just gotten caught up in the mess her parental unit made. Though it almost sounded/seemed like YG was sadly too used to the PU's behavior. Let us know if you ever see YG around again. (Seeing YGM and YGB again seems inevitable)

[dragon_wings]

If I was in YG position I would be too embarrassed to come by again. Though YGM and YGB? They seem just dense enough to show their faces again.

[Sapphire Silk]

Edit - If the local laws are different, I feel sorry for the officers. They should be able to jail anyone who deliberately hits the officer.

It's a criminal offense to strike a law enforcement officer anywhere.

[Talon]

My brain was propped up on a lawnchair munching on popcorn and giggling uncontrollably

[mikoyan29]

I feel sorry for the girl. She seemed reasonable, the rest...Gah. It's nice to see there are assholes in other countries as well.

[taxguykarl]

But watch yourself - that crazy bitch sounds like the type who will return to cause more trouble.

Keep us informed! And make sure you have witnesses, and someone to walk you to your car!

Assuming her bail doesn't ban her from that bar...even then, do keep us posted, CRML.

[Mamochan]

It's a criminal offense to strike a law enforcement officer anywhere.

I really hope so.
But, since I am not a expert in worldwide legal laws I did that as more of a disclaimer since I did use rather exact wording.
I know for a fact that if you did what sgm did here you would be spending some quality time in the county jail.

[Redbeard]

PLEASE let there be a follow up to this insane asshat!

[macphile]

Good lord, just when I think they can't get more insane. It boggles my mind that the actual "problem" was fixed in minutes with no fuss. Everything else was entirely in and on the mother's head.

I know some people will whine and pitch over being carded, but this is beyond extreme. It's not even her drink.

[thatcrazyredhead]

YGM: YOU CAN’T ARREST ME!!111!! IT’S ILLEGAL!!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!!!

This just hurt my brain. I can't...wow. Just wow. Did it seem like she was already drunk (or otherwise chemically altered), or was she just an out and out nut?

[An Haddock]

Assuming her bail doesn't ban her from that bar...even then, do keep us posted, CRML.

Unfortunately the banhammer or even a court order can't necessarily protect you.

There's a story, I think in the War Stories section, about a girl who had a table of idiots stiff her on a $300 tab. The cops caught them and only 1 guy did the right thing by getting it paid. One of the other guys actually followed her to her car and apparently had a knife he was intending to "use" on her. Fortunately she clocked the guy and made it to safety. But one tends to wonder how many stories like that didn't end on a positive note.

[Moosenogger]

PO: *opens notebook* And what’s your name?
YGM: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
PO: It’s an offence to withhold your name. I’ve asked for it, now please provide it.
YGM: FUCK YOU! CUNT!

She jabbed him in the chest. He grabbed her and practically choke slammed her to the table.

PO: You’re under arrest!

I just about pissed myself laughing at this point. I can envision the PO having had enough and just smashing that woman face-first into the table.

Epic.