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SC: “Well, for sure. It’s funny, a lot of people think I’m 17 or 18, but actually I’m 35. Just this month, you know. They think I’m 16 or 17, but I’m actually 35 so.”
You know, this conversational gambit might actually make some sense if you were face-to-face with the person. I look a lot younger than I am too, and now that I went back to college I'm surrounded by 19 year olds that think I'm their age.
Then I remembered this guy was talking to you on the phone and so this makes no sense unless he had a tiny little helium voice.
[Me: “And the area code please, ma’am?
SC: “Um, I don’t know what that is.”
Yes, not many of you do lately it seems.
Hmm. That one got me thinking (yeah, I know, I had too much time on my hands this morning But for years and years, most people used just the seven digit phone numbers, and the area code was something extra only used when making long-distance calls (remember those? they were actually something special way back when). Nowadays with cells, we all use the whole 10 digits for calls, so maybe the younger generation just considers the whole thing as a phone number and no longer thinks about the area code as seperate? Course, that doesn't explain the fact that I'm sure lots of those you encounter aren't that young, but still, might explain a few?
When I lived in the dorm, I once had to go down to the front desk and ask them to open the door. My stupid key did not want to work. And sadly, I was fully sober.
"And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!" "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur" Amayis is my wifey
"In the Noo-Na-Voot,
The pants go toot"
"On the Na Voot Noo,
The pants go boo!"
On the Voot Noo Na,
The pants go "tah!"
Or something like that....
Based off of this: Ning Nang Nong (Safe for work, but please don't ask me why the teapots are engaging in frottage or the cows are wearing buckets on their heads....I honestly don't know)
Call me ignorant, but what the heck is frottage? It either sounds like something perverted or like the making of cheese.
Yes.
Rubbing against someone/something with the intent of making cheese.
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Call me ignorant, but what the heck is frottage? It either sounds like something perverted or like the making of cheese.
Basically frottage is another term for mutual masturbation with men...basically rubbing up against each other until that happy moment occurs (hence my comment about the teapots doing so in te video...it's from a kids show called Play School that has been going since the 90's I think)
The most common form forms are male->female in tightly packed crowds: trains, buses, concerts...
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Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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