You didn't tell me it might get stolen, and ketchup drama

[Grape The Cat]

One from WM:
You didn't tell me it might get stolen

The players
Me: me
SC: SC
CC: cool customer

SC: Yo! I bought a bike from you and it was stolen, from my house!
Me: I 'm sorry to hear that.
SC: I wanna refund! You didn't tell me the bike might get stolen!
Me: I'm sorry sir but without the actual bike..
SC: Yo! Whitey! The bike was stolen. You a retard or something?
Me: I'm sorry that it was stolen sir, but I really can't do anything..
SC: You refusing to help me? I call NAACP, on your ass whitey!
Me: I'm sorry sir but there is nothing I can do..
SC: It's because I'm black, ain't it retard? F-cking retard!
Me: Sir, I..
SC: You supposed to stand behind your products! And if they're stolen you replace them!! How am I supposed to know it could get stolen??
Me: Sir, I..
SC: Goddamn! My bike get stolen and you don't warn me it could get stolen!!
CC: Shut up!! You live in the hood and you don't think sh-t will get stolen?
SC: Brother, we have to stand up to whitey!
CC: I ain't your brother. My family is not that simple.
SC: They pay you off , b-tch? I 'll report you too. Betraying our race.<leaves>
CC: That fool is on some heavy drugs, I swear.

and one from the rest stop:
Ketchup drama

Me: me
SC: SC
C: Customer

SC: Hey, boy! Where's the ketchup?
Me: The ketchup is right there ma'am.
SC: Where? I don't see no ketchup?
Me: <points to ketchup> Right there ma'am.
SC: Well, I'm not using little packages. I'm an environmentalist!!
Me: Well, ma'am that's all the ketchup we have.
SC: And I'm a feminist! You will get me a glass ketchup bottle!
Me: I'm sorry but we don't have any glass bottles.
SC: What boy? What did you say?
Me: we don't have any bottles of ketchup, I'm sorry.
SC: I need ketchup, and I'm an environmentalist and a feminist!! Get me ketchup you f-cking retard!!
Me: ma'am the only ketchup we have is....
SC: Boy! You're obviously a retarded waste of life so let me put it to you like this, I am feminist I am better than you and if you don't get me a bottle of ketchup now I will get you fired!
Me: I'm sorry, but that's all the ketchup, we have.
SC: F_CK YOU!!!!!!!! YOU Male Chauvinist PIG!! YOU A RETARDED WASTE OF SKIN!!! <storms out throwing ketchup packets>
C: Damn! I hope she ain't driving!

[Ellf]

... wow.

Okay, first guy's an idiot. If something is stolen, you don't get a refund.

And the lady's crazy.

[Moosenogger]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you work in the hood. Just sayin'...

Also, your customers are insane.

[barainga]

Might be time to seek new employment... Im sure you can find something nice outside a thousand mile radius casue those are some crazy customers.

[Thatgirl71]

I...wow...I..just have no words other than your sucky customers are unbelievable.

[Nemesis44UK]

SC: Yo! Whitey! Da bike wuz stolen. You a retard o' somthin?

Who says racism is dead?

[Grape The Cat]

These are from the past. From what I hear from former co-workers at WM the customers have gotten worse since I left. Ketchup was the cause of so much drama at the rest stop, I have no idea what caused people to get so weird over a condiment.

[Duncan MacLeod]

They spike it with Cocaine no doubt.... The first one's free.

[Duncan MacLeod]

The Lady is a feminist, she don't need no Man to satisfy her... so she needs a ketchup bottle?

[emax4]

To quote a reply on jalopnik.com, for the 2nd lady:

"She probably slathers her dildo in icy hot..."

[BowserKoopa1]

You have a whole lot of patience to put up with abuse like that, and you shouldn't have to. I would've told them to stop talking to me that way, or I'd call security, or a manager at least.
First guy was simply a racist and a fucking idiot. His bike gets stolen so he expects you to replace it for free? Dumbass.
And the lady? Ok, ketchup is ketchup people. Who gives a flying fuck if its in a glass or in tiny little packets. Businesses probably decided to do away with glass containers cuz morons would accidentally drop them on the ground and break them. Guess that's why businesses also have carpet floors now instead of tile floors in the dining area.

[sirwired]

You have no idea how people can get so weird over a condiment?!?! Anybody with an IQ higher than a jar of mayonnaise (edit: make that "higher than a jar of Miracle Whip, the Great Satan of sandwich spreads) knows that Heinz is the One True Ketchup. And of course, only an unlettered philistine would dispense such a holy food topping from something so crude as a packet or a plastic squeeze bottle! (How else can you impress your friends by displaying your ability to quickly and gently extract ketchup from the bottle, no matter how full?)

And here I thought my fellow CS members had class and taste... I shall now go weep in my plate of Waffle House hashbrowns anointed with the most blessed tomato-based topping.

[Brojekk]

She cusses you out...and she thinks she's better than you?

[dragon_wings]

The Lady is a feminist, she don't need no Man to satisfy her... so she needs a ketchup bottle?

So glad I wasn't drinking anything.

[Ree]

Oh for the love of....


Where the hell did you live when these stories happened????
They just keep getting worse, really.