What The Actual Eff?

[fireheart]

There's only one restaurant I Know of near here that does Chinese drive-through.

Sounds interesting though.

[Kristev]

There are creatures in this world who would communicate so much better, and less nastily, if they had their mouths sealed shut. She seems to be one of them.

[Rapscallion]

Where can I get one? Oh, wait....I think the neighbors have one....but they seem to be stuck on the "F" page...

I worked on the spelling from memory. It's available online.

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

Not under any circumstances safe for work.

Rapscallion

[Grape The Cat]

She was a fast food manager, her behavior in this post might explain why she used the past tense. Honestly, the food has more class than she does. Welcome to CS, there are assorted beverages in the fridge.

[wolfie]

A ladyfemale ape-kin pulls up through the drive-thru and after 2 seconds yells "HELLO! IS ANYONE EVEN F*CKING THERE?"

Edited for my amusement. An appropriate response would be "Certainly not - this is a food preparation area, and conduct of that nature is unsanitary and would get us shut down by the board of health".

[gerund]

I worked on the spelling from memory. It's available online.

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

Not under any circumstances safe for work.

ROFL. Lots of English spelling there as opposed to American.

[Jay 2K Winger]

ROFL. Lots of English spelling there as opposed to American.

Unsurprising. I somehow get the impression that the English are a lot more creative in their profanity. Whereas Americans tend to just find as many ways to drop the F-bomb as possible.

Granted, it sometimes demonstrates the versatility of the word, but mostly, we Yanks are uncultured swine.

[Rapscallion]

Depends on the UKlandialandian in question. Some of us are more creative than others.

Rapscallion

[houdini]

It's always more fun to call someone a bunch of words that aren't actually offensive..."you uncouth, ill-bred, ill-mannered son of a fishmonger!" has to be one of my favourites. And "your mozzer was a goat and your fazzer smelled of elderberries!" Monty Python knew how to curse creatively

[Jay 2K Winger]

Depends on the UKlandialandian in question. Some of us are more creative than others.

Rapscallion

That's true. I always find it gratifying when someone is actually creative with their insults instead of just falling back on the tired old standard (e.g. "Fuck you, you fucking fucktard motherfucker!")

[EricKei]

I agree, tho Wit can cut much more deeply than overt insults. If your target can keep up with what you're saying, you can make a game of it and go back and forth; if not, they may never know that they've been insulted.

[Shalom]

they may never know that they've been insulted.

http://catalog.fborfw.com/strips/88/FB111888.GIF
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[DGoddessChardonnay]

That's true. I always find it gratifying when someone is actually creative with their insults instead of just falling back on the tired old standard (e.g. "Fuck you, you fucking fucktard motherfucker!")

Sounds like my obnoxious ex, who has always been able to come up with more ways to creatively insult people than a Monty Python skit (one of his few good qualities.)

And yes, he was raised on the Flying Circus.

[Geek King]

That's true. I always find it gratifying when someone is actually creative with their insults instead of just falling back on the tired old standard (e.g. "Fuck you, you fucking fucktard motherfucker!")

I've actually driven more than one twit off of XBox Live chat during a game by criticizing their pathetic insult attempts. Even got some laughs from some other teammates by suggesting they pick up a Dennis Miller CD to learn some origionality.

[XCashier]

Edited for my amusement. An appropriate response would be "Certainly not - this is a food preparation area, and conduct of that nature is unsanitary and would get us shut down by the board of health".

I doubt she would understand, but that's a great comeback!

And frankly, anyone dropping that many F-bombs and being pointlessly mean to others has no right calling anything else "low class". Pot, meet kettle.