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Back when I was a bus driver, I had one passenger who fortunately for me didn't ride often. He was very physically disabled (busses didn't have wheelchair access at the time) and it took him a long time to get on and off. I didn't mind waiting. He also had a hard time getting money out of his pockets. I wouldn't have minded waiting, but he had a solution. He thoughtfully kept his fare in his mouth and wanted to spit it into my hand.
No. Just no.
The other passengers were angry that I wouldn't accomodate him. Sorry. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Women can do anything men can.
But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
Maxine
Is it just me, or was that thing designed so that you could say, "Pardon me while I whip this out"?
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Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
"If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga
I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...
"IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"
I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...
You totally should! I would.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
With imprints from loose change would they be "A coupla two-bit tits"?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
One of my male friends actually has a thing for (to borrow a phrase from Tvtropes) victoria's secret compartment. He's forever attempting to work out how much you could stash in there without it being noticeable. Perhaps her husband was like this?
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
-Unknown Author
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