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  • #16
    Something in a money belt wouldn't be wet.

    I feel so sorry that you had to put up with that.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #17
      Bra? Ick.

      Back when I was a bus driver, I had one passenger who fortunately for me didn't ride often. He was very physically disabled (busses didn't have wheelchair access at the time) and it took him a long time to get on and off. I didn't mind waiting. He also had a hard time getting money out of his pockets. I wouldn't have minded waiting, but he had a solution. He thoughtfully kept his fare in his mouth and wanted to spit it into my hand.

      No. Just no.

      The other passengers were angry that I wouldn't accomodate him. Sorry. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
      Women can do anything men can.
      But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
      Maxine

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      • #18
        Is it just me, or was that thing designed so that you could say, "Pardon me while I whip this out"?

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • #19
          Quoth Treasure View Post
          however I NEVER put coins in my bra....
          Coins go ON bras, not IN bras. So says the former belly dancer.

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          • #20
            I'm just picturing this sound when I think of that woman flopping her boobs around digging for chips...

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDn8y7j8kSk
            "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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            • #21
              When I saw the title, I thought of the wrong kind of boob juice.
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #22
                Quoth LillFilly View Post
                I'm just picturing this sound when I think of that woman flopping her boobs around digging for chips...

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDn8y7j8kSk
                It's a damn good thing I wasn't eating or drinking at the time.

                And this as the background music.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                • #23
                  I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...
                  "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                    I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...
                    You totally should! I would.
                    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                    • #25
                      They have products similar to the whip-it wallet for women, such as:

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                      • #26
                        Quoth computeraide View Post
                        They have products similar to the whip-it wallet for women, such as:
                        I don't know that I'd ever use one of those. I don't have enough on top for those not to look....odd and lumpy.

                        But I love the names! Especially the Rack Trap!
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #27
                          to be honest i have always felt storing anything in your bra other than your boobs was nasty.

                          if i don't have a pocket available i will carry a purse.
                          i mean hell they even make fancy purses just for using with eveningwear

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                          • #28
                            With imprints from loose change would they be "A coupla two-bit tits"?
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #29
                              One of my male friends actually has a thing for (to borrow a phrase from Tvtropes) victoria's secret compartment. He's forever attempting to work out how much you could stash in there without it being noticeable. Perhaps her husband was like this?
                              Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
                              Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
                              -Unknown Author

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