Wherein We Find Many Questions, But Few Answers

[Talon]

Seriously, look. Don't take this the wrong way, but you might be overestimating just how moist you make Lady Luck.

I think Lady Luck has a restraining order out on him. I hope.

Well, stick a marshmallow in my ass crack and point me towards the camp fire. We may get through this yet.

Er... what?
You have some strange fetishes, but I'm not one to judge.

Just when you think people can't sink any lower, they break out the jackhammers and start digging. I'm expecting them to hit planetary core any day now.

You are overly optimistic. I'm expecting them to hit Australia

[Blue Ginger]

You are overly optimistic. I'm expecting them to hit Australia

Please, no, just no. They can all melt in the core before they hit us.

We have our own share of drongos. We don't need any of GK customers.

[Andara Bledin]

<sigh> Fine, I was just trying to be helpful. But don’t go spreading it around. I have a reputation to maintain.

This made me giggle. No particular reason, other than your own admission that you really do like to be helpful.

I hope? I mean, you can’t all be halfwits…….right?

You hold on to that. Hold it tight. Don't let it go, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

^-.-^

[Ghel]

This one's news to me. Maybe it's a western Wisconsin thing?

Fred's mostly a northeastern Minnesota thing. Most of the hams who use it are on the Iron Range (Hibbing, Virginia, Aurora, Babbitt). But a few might be in northern or northwestern Wisconsin area. A few years ago, there were a couple hams in Duluth that used it, but it might have fallen out of use.

[Gravekeeper]

This made me giggle. No particular reason, other than your own admission that you really do like to be helpful.

I was human once. Every now and then, a shred of said humanity resurfaces. ;p

[tilly101]

Or did you just waddle over to a neighbors’ house and bang your face against their door then gesture wildly at the catalog until they reluctantly agreed to dial for you?

I'm sitting here in my lunch break quietly browsing the fabulous inter-web, and I just gurgled on my drink, that was so funny
You is awesome, gravekeeper

[El Pollo Guerrera]

To wit, you just asked someone for an autograph through the phone. Which is, telephonically speaking, impossible. Well, at least for the moment. I have no doubt those wizards over at Apple are working on something along these lines right now as we speak. Er, type.

It's already here. Canadian author Margaret Atwood ("The Handmaid's Tale") came up with the idea and used it to sign autographs on a 'virtual book tour'.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

I'm in pain reading that last one, seriously, I banged my head on the desk, officially my cat and my kids think I've lost the plot.

[gerund]

Fred could mean he's an older techie....FRED is an old acronym for fucking ridiculous electronic device

Of course for us really old techs there is the ALFRED which is A Large FRED.

[Becks]

Hell, that's not tough. Anyone talking about my sex life could work THAT phrase into the conversation!

I'll keep that in mind.

[Jester]

It's already here. Canadian author Margaret Atwood ("The Handmaid's Tale") came up with the idea and used it to sign autographs on a 'virtual book tour'.

That's really cool! I knew that such a thing would eventually come along, what with all the tablets and other electronic devices booming so much lately. Hell, recently when a favorite author came out with a new book, I pondered whether to buy the hard copy or but it on Kindle, but went with the hard copy so I could have him sign it at the book signing he was doing down here, but wondered when it would be that authors could electronically sign electronic books.

Wonder if Atwood's idea would work on Kindle, or just on tablets....?

[Jay 2K Winger]

I was human once.

Gravekeeper ONCCCE WASSSS A MAN!

</nerd>

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper ONCCCE WASSSS A MAN!

</nerd>

Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry~

[Howler]

I mean, you can’t all be halfwits…….right?

You owe me a new keyboard....

[suzee]

Gravekeeper

Will you marry me? Loool...love your stories! I don't see how you do it!