SC does us a favour

[PepperElf]

of course the place is dirty.... it's only clean if you offer to comp her for the entire meal




to be honest though i doubt the certificate would impress her... she'd still complain because she wanted freebies

[tropicsgoddess]

It would be more satisfying seeing the mud on the Whiny SC's face. I wonder how the hell the family (especially the husband) puts up with all of that constant whining.

[BuryMe]

What a stupid, rotten customer! I'd love to see the look on her face when she realizes the "dirty, fly-ridden bar" has gotten a 100% on an inspection!!!
"I don't want a dessert, but it would've been nice for someone to offer me one!" Are you freaking kidding me? THAT is the first time I've ever heard that before! I would've responded, "And I'd appreciate a much-nicer customer who doesn't complain at all!" Ha ha!

At that point, it was obvious that she was complaining just to complain. If they had asked, she would have complained that she was being harrassed to bu more than she wanted to eat.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

We are hoping the SC returns, just so we can put the certificate down on her table and thank her.

And when you do please video it and put it up on Youtube. It's the only way this situation could be any funnier.

[Nonstop_Death]

The only thing that was dirty was the SC's mind.

[MaseMan]

People like that must have extremely fulfilling lives.

[TonyDonuts]

We had a guy that came in a couple-three times a week.

He would stomp across the parking lot, radiating anger and hatred.

He would stomp around the store, looking, looking, looking for something to complain about.

His favorite was finding a price tag and a sign for an item that didn't match. Because then he could tell you how stupid you are. That made his life complete.

Failing that he would grab a packet of Beer Nuts, and complain, through gritted teeth (everything he said was through gritted teeth), about the injustice, the outrageous injustice of my company charging sales tax for this item. See, peanuts are food, and you're not supposed to charge sales tax on food. But it's got a candy coating, see, so the State of Minnesota says it's candy, not food. Anyway.

"You didn't know that? Jesus, don't you know anything?" His conversation was peppered with that phrase.

My assistant manager finally asked him, "Why do you come here? You hate us, you hate me, you hate my boss, you hate this company? Why do you come here?"

I really thought the guy was going to stroke out right there and then, but he paid for his Beer Nuts, and left.

We never saw him again.

[XCashier]

My assistant manager finally asked him, "Why do you come here? You hate us, you hate me, you hate my boss, you hate this company? Why do you come here?"

I really thought the guy was going to stroke out right there and then, but he paid for his Beer Nuts, and left.

We never saw him again.

"And there was much rejoicing"

Good for your AM! Sometimes putting the cards on the table is a brilliant move.

[dalesys]

Sometimes putting the carps on the table...

Mine honorable opponent is like an aged mackerel by moonlight.

How he doth shine and stink!

[XCashier]

Mine honorable opponent is like an aged mackerel by moonlight.

How he doth shine and stink!

So you had to flounder around with my quote just to make a crappie pun?

[Nashida]

Of course he did. It just warms his sole, you know. And it's fun to be a pain in the wrasse.

[dalesys]

Caughtcha! It was a long line, but I am a master of baits.

[lineswine]

Puns? I'm a dab hand at them, you know.

[MiloMorai]

OMG! I could never go back to working a bar. I would have to her and her family to GTFO.

[Iris Kojiro]

I would have apologized to the husband. :P At least the pub only had to put up with her for a few hours.