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  • Dear Crazy Amazon Lady

    Dear Crazy Amazon Lady,

    I'm glad you are a fan of the movie you purchased from me. Its great that I could sell you the special edition copy of it as well for a fraction of the cost in stores, especially as this is a practically new copy.

    Why yes, it does have both DVDs in a one DVD case, but the DVD holder thingy is big enough for both, and we have kept them that way for almost the entire time of owning it. It actually keeps them quite still, and they have stayed in remarkable condition.

    I'm sorry to hear that you want a refund, and that it's not a brand new from the store copy. That's why I listed it as Very Good condition, and explained in detail about its shape. I did offer to let you mail it back to me in the condition I sent it out in. Sorry, yes, I've had problems in the past with people doing silly things...like...oh....I don't know...buying stuff from me to replace their old discs and trying to switch them out like this. I'm sure you understand.

    I also regret to inform you that, no, I will not be paying you extra, even though you have informed me that my "feedback will not fair well" if I do not.

    However, I would like to thank you for being so kind as to message me directly through Amazon's system. Without that, I wouldn't have been able to show your lovely note to Amazon, and report you for a TOS violation. Good luck dinging my feedback now, as I hear its a bit difficult to do that when your account is suspended.



    All my love,
    Seraph
    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

  • #2
    Ahhhh, pwnage at the crack of dawn. Love it.

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    • #3
      I love the smell of SC napalm in the morning.
      By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

      "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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      • #4
        Is that a bottle of fresh SC blood your avatar is pouring?
        *sniffs*
        My, what a heady aroma...
        Is that blended with EW tears? The scent is amazing!

        A right beverage for a most deserved pwnage.

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        • #5
          You actually took a refund when she knew the condition of the item ahead of time?
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Hasn't actually gone through as a refund. If she sends it back, and its in the same condition as I sent her...then that's fine.

            And yeah, she knew ahead of time, but now she's claiming its significantly not as described. -.-
            By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

            "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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            • #7
              I read the title, it had "Amazon" in it, and before I saw the OP I thought, "this has to be a story from Seraph..". Yes, I was right.

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              • #8
                Quoth Kaibutsu View Post
                Is that a bottle of fresh SC blood your avatar is pouring?
                Dammit now you've gone and made me think...Why would a goblet be any easier to hold and drink from -- for a quadruped without prehensile digits (not that this stops any of them from doing delicate detail work) -- than a bottle? >_< And yes, I know she character shown is telekinetic.
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                • #9
                  You can lap from a goblet, but you can't get your tongue down the neck of a bottle.

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                  • #10
                    There is a series (Murphy's Lore, Patrick Thomas) that includes a rather intelligent camel who drinks from bottles regularly. Simply picking them up in his teeth and upending them, should probably work for a telekinetic pony as well (Seriously? It's a TK?)

                    MLP is getting close to being on the list of things I need to watch simply so I understand the crap-tonnes of cultural references it has imbued in our current society.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth thansal View Post
                      MLP is getting close to being on the list of things I need to watch simply so I understand the crap-tonnes of cultural references it has imbued in our current society.
                      Join the herd!


                      In bad news, CAL figured out that since she was suspended (or so the rep told me), she used the original email order to file an "A-Z Guarantee Claim" directly.

                      She won.

                      I sent in myriads of information, Amazon's case reps agreed that yes, she broke policy by threatening me....and she still won.

                      I'm calling up Amazon and raging at them shortly.
                      By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                      "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                      • #12
                        Yes, do it.

                        I tend to win amazon claims by quoting their own policies back at me, and if they state I lost, I usually appeal and ask for details on how exactly I lost the claim, when I followed all of the policies I've copied and pasted above.

                        Good luck and keep us updated!

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                        • #13
                          God DANGIT.

                          I quoted back policies and everything, and I STILL LOST.

                          They won't do anything to help, and said it was my fault for not "cooperating with the buyer fully".

                          What the freaking hell!
                          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                          • #14
                            I'm trying to escalate the fudge out of this. There is no way I'm letting that scumbag, after Amazon directly admitted she violated policy five ways out, walk with my DVD.
                            By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                            "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, keep fighting. You DID cooperate fully with the buyer!! In fact, it states in amazon marketplace terms and conditions that if the return is NOT your reponsibility (i.e., buyer remorse, or she changes her mind, etc, like in THIS case) you shouldn't issue a refund until you have the item back in your possession, and you aren't responsible for the return postage. wtf. Keep calling, keep escalating, that's fudged up.

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