Funny description of a complaint

[Ironclad Alibi]

That sounds a lot like a chair that would be designed by Mr. Garrison.

[HappyFun Ball]

Did he visit Glen Quagmire's house?

[Redbeard]

Giggity giggity ooohhhhhhhh!

[VenomX]

Ok I know I will not be believed but my uncle was looking for a massage chair for his place because he loved the one in a mall he went to. He would spend $10 to $20 each time he went to that mall.

They had a store in that mall a few hundred feet away that sold massage chairs so he went in.

The lady in the store left him try one and yes it wrapped around his legs and also massaged him in THAT area. He said he almost jumped out of the chair and the woman laughed her butt off and said everyone has that same reaction.

So yes the chairs do exist... But the cost of the chair was a lot. He has yet to buy one but I dont think it will be that model lol

[Gaki]

I'm not even going to lie to you, the first time I sat down in one those chairs and they started doing their "thing" I nearly died laughing because it seriously felt like I was about to lose my butt virginity. It was such an awkward feeling that I couldn't stop laughing for a good ten minutes.