Wherein Irv is fondled by a loony old lady

[BlaqueKatt]

...I'm a space concern?

same question here??? I know I can be a space cadet sometimes

great make more work for your handlers in witness relocation......(and my memory only has so much space, which is currently allocated to lyrics of every pop song from the 80's/90's)

[dragon_wings]

She'll last until the end of the earth...

Couldn't have been a more appropriate place for this reference.

[Becks]

great make more work for your handlers in witness relocation......(and my memory only has so much space, which is currently allocated to lyrics of every pop song from the 80's/90's)

Fine, if anyone wants me, I'll be somewhere in the NY metropolitan area.

Maybe.

Or perhaps I'll be placed with some good natured Amish.

[Nemesis44UK]

Irv,

Any chance you can send her my way? It's been way too long since I've been fondled

[BeenThereDoneThat]

That story is a bit sad, she obviously is either very deluded or not at all happy like she pretends to be. However, I do know quite a few old people (and I do mean old, I'm almost 44 so I'm not talking "over 30" here ) who are definitely NOT completely whacko and would never do something like that woman was doing...gah. It doesn't really sound like she has something like dementia, but she may have other mental issues...still, I can't say I'd want to have to deal with it from a customer. I can feel empathy for people without having to accept them touching all over me!