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  • #31
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    Fuck yeah I'm jealous of Madison!

    They have the Badgers.

    I can arrange to send you some, would you be ok with "some assembly required"?

    ...now where did I put the chloroform and hacksaw.....
    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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    • #32
      Wow, did you get both those lovelies on one shift??
      After reading your post a couple of times, I found myself wondering if Madison even existed ... no idea why.

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      • #33
        I love (and by that I mean 'am shocked by') how both those customers made massive assumptions about your education level.
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #34
          Quoth Pixilated View Post
          Wow, did you get both those lovelies on one shift??
          After reading your post a couple of times, I found myself wondering if Madison even existed ... no idea why.
          No. They were on different days, thank God.

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          • #35
            Quoth Pixilated View Post
            Wow, did you get both those lovelies on one shift??
            After reading your post a couple of times, I found myself wondering if Madison even existed ... no idea why.
            I agree. I'm pretty sure Madison doesn't exist. Some people sure are amazing!
            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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            • #36
              I had an interesting shopping trip recently where a woman on the phone was practically screaming at whoever they were talking to about how something was "none of your [multiple expletives deleted] business" this and a whole bunch of other obscenities with the random bit of other words thrown in for spice. She was at this for at least 10 minutes (she was going before we got inside). One of the clerks we passed shared a"do you believe that woman?" look as we passed by.

              I don't think she appreciated my shouting down the aisle at her that as loud as she was, it was everybody's business.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #37
                His level of education wouldn't defeat a Sesame Street scholar.
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                  I'm pretty sure Madison doesn't exist.
                  It exists, it's where I keep my stuff....
                  Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                  • #39
                    Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                    It exists, it's where I keep my stuff....
                    And where I went to high school!
                    The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                    "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                    Hoc spatio locantur.

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                    • #40
                      Why can't other customers start to yell at her when they witness this? That would give this story a happy ending.
                      Part Angel Part Sadist

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