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  • #16
    Quoth Thatgirl71 View Post
    Seriously, wtf? lol
    Educated man and Madisons's mom sound like a match made in heaven.
    Actually, that particular match was the product of the other place, to punish clerks everywhere for their non-existant sins.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #17
      Wow.

      Quite a story.

      Must have been something in the water when you worked at that place. The tales you tell about your customers are like the over the top caricatures you see in customer service training videos.

      Are you sure your store wasn't secretly being filmed by some prank show or something?
      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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      • #18
        madison probably ran away cos she wanted her brain cells to stop suffocating from that woman's presence

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        • #19
          Fuck yeah I'm jealous of Madison!

          They have the Badgers.

          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Hmmm, I believe that an educated man would not say, "I ain't got no receipt"?
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #21
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              First, Madison went to live underwater with Tom Hanks.
              um no we are not under water, but we do have several lakes
              ...and an abundance of hipsters....
              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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              • #22
                tsk tsk. Your customers are a particular breed of special. I'm glad I never had anyone raging about my education, though I did have a few that made assumptions, said I should better myself, and talked to me like I was some poor, pitiful thing. Um, I have a college degree and used the second job to pay off my car and student loans. Fancy that.

                Anyone wanna guess Madison's project was on evolution? Who knew people could evolve so far in a single generation?
                A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                • #23
                  Yeah, I don't know what is up with people. It doesn't help that there is high unemployment and a bad drug problem in my area. Many of the SCs I have described in my tales have been intoxicated by alcohol or illegal drugs. On the other hand I ran into truly awesome customers. It was weird, there was almost no middle ground people were either awesome or super sucky. According to friends, the SCs have gotten worse since new management took over because the new bosses are jellyfish. I'm glad I got out.

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                  • #24
                    OMG!!!

                    YOU HAD MADISON THERE?!?

                    LUCKY!!!!!11

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                      By blood AND marriage!
                      If yer family tree does not fork...yew might be a redneck.
                      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        Fuck yeah I'm jealous of Madison!

                        They have the Badgers.

                        Hey, Irv, have I told you lately that I you?
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #27
                          Yeah, I've seen Madison, and 1,000 other girls with the same name born in the same year as her.

                          And her little brother, Mason.
                          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                            If yer family tree does not fork...yew might be a redneck.
                            Umm... do loops count?
                            I still miss my ex.
                            But my aim is getting better.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                              First, Madison went to live underwater with Tom Hanks.
                              And made quite the Splash from what I've heard.
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • #30
                                Quoth blas View Post
                                Yeah, I've seen Madison, and 1,000 other girls with the same name born in the same year as her.

                                And her little brother, Mason.
                                Here is a nice chart showing how many girls are named Madison.
                                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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