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I don't know, all I can find out was that it was for Child Abduction, and that the "child was retrieved". I don't think he has a kid, as far as I've heard.
I hope and pray he doesn't. There is more than enough Stupid in the gene pool as it is.
This goes beyond train wreck. This is a fifty train pile-up!
Heh, I can see something great coming out of this: "America's Funniest Clients". Here's a great similar theme song (from the original America's Funniest Videos back in the late 80's and 90's):
Stories from the threads and news
They never told
The clients can be stars tonight
Until they get paroled
They're locked up and screwed.
Ah, the funny things they do
America.. Clientele... this is you!
Last edited by emax4; 07-16-2012, 03:47 PM.
Reason: added quotation before "America's"
1) Embezzlement (making the dummy accounts & taking money from them)
2) Pressing false charges (giving away xbox to pay debt & then claiming it stolen)
3) Making false witness calls to cops in revenge. (plus he would have done it to Seraph had he known her address)
4) Now kidnapping.
Have I missed anything? Oh and trying to start shit here too. Twice.
He's long past flushing his life down the toilet. He's moved on to setting up home in the sewers.
His plan was so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!
Which is where Nuclear Weasles come from, a I right?
Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind? Make an attempt to steal all the gold from the Federal Reserve?
He's a one-man train wreck that keeps going . . . And going. Is he the Energizer Bunny gone amok or what?
I don't know, all I can find out was that it was for Child Abduction, and that the "child was retrieved". I don't think he has a kid, as far as I've heard.
I'm glad the kid was OK o_O
I could make a helpful suggestion about the latter sentence, just not on this site
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Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind?
Hold the entire world hostage for (cue dramatic music)...
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1) Embezzlement (making the dummy accounts & taking money from them)
2) Pressing false charges (giving away xbox to pay debt & then claiming it stolen)
3) Making false witness calls to cops in revenge. (plus he would have done it to Seraph had he known her address)
4) Now kidnapping.
Have I missed anything? Oh and trying to start shit here too. Twice.
He's long past flushing his life down the toilet. He's moved on to setting up home in the sewers.
You also missed
5. Possession with intent to distribute
6. Domestic violence
and although I cannot prove it anymore (lost the chat logs), he has attempted to get my children to see porn. Yes, he's sick and twisted.
By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
State prisons must not be good enough for this guy. No, this guy wants to land in federal prison.
You almost have to admire that level of dedication.
Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind? Make an attempt to steal all the gold from the Federal Reserve?
You give him too much credit. He's not that smart.
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