Oh, sweet, sweet karma.

[XCashier]

I don't know, all I can find out was that it was for Child Abduction, and that the "child was retrieved". I don't think he has a kid, as far as I've heard.

I hope and pray he doesn't. There is more than enough Stupid in the gene pool as it is.

This goes beyond train wreck. This is a fifty train pile-up!

[Crossbow]

Ok, he'd already gone out the other side of bat-shit crazy, but he just keeps on going. Let's just hope this is enough to get rid of him for good.

[emax4]

Heh, I can see something great coming out of this: "America's Funniest Clients". Here's a great similar theme song (from the original America's Funniest Videos back in the late 80's and 90's):

Stories from the threads and news
They never told
The clients can be stars tonight
Until they get paroled

They're locked up and screwed.
Ah, the funny things they do
America.. Clientele... this is you!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Good lord. This guy hit the bottom of the barrel and just kept tunneling down, didn't he?

Eesh.

Once again: Seraph, Enemy of Normalcy.

[Seraph]

I joked we should get that as a car decal or something. "Warning, enemy of normalcy, keep your distance".

[PepperElf]

So what's the rundown now

1) Embezzlement (making the dummy accounts & taking money from them)
2) Pressing false charges (giving away xbox to pay debt & then claiming it stolen)
3) Making false witness calls to cops in revenge. (plus he would have done it to Seraph had he known her address)
4) Now kidnapping.


Have I missed anything? Oh and trying to start shit here too. Twice.

He's long past flushing his life down the toilet. He's moved on to setting up home in the sewers.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

His plan was so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!

Which is where Nuclear Weasles come from, a I right?

Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind? Make an attempt to steal all the gold from the Federal Reserve?

He's a one-man train wreck that keeps going . . . And going. Is he the Energizer Bunny gone amok or what?

[Alpha Strike]

I joked we should get that as a car decal or something. "Warning, enemy of normalcy, keep your distance".

It's never boring in the Seraph household.

[EricKei]

I don't know, all I can find out was that it was for Child Abduction, and that the "child was retrieved". I don't think he has a kid, as far as I've heard.

I'm glad the kid was OK o_O

I could make a helpful suggestion about the latter sentence, just not on this site

It's never boring in the Seraph household.

The Status Quo is for people who don't talk smack to the voices inside their heads

[XCashier]

Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind?

Hold the entire world hostage for (cue dramatic music)...

"One million dollars!"

[tropicsgoddess]

I smell fraud (FBI) and tax evasion (IRS).

So do I! Karma can be sooooooooo sweet!

[Seraph]

So what's the rundown now

1) Embezzlement (making the dummy accounts & taking money from them)
2) Pressing false charges (giving away xbox to pay debt & then claiming it stolen)
3) Making false witness calls to cops in revenge. (plus he would have done it to Seraph had he known her address)
4) Now kidnapping.


Have I missed anything? Oh and trying to start shit here too. Twice.

He's long past flushing his life down the toilet. He's moved on to setting up home in the sewers.

You also missed

5. Possession with intent to distribute
6. Domestic violence

and although I cannot prove it anymore (lost the chat logs), he has attempted to get my children to see porn. Yes, he's sick and twisted.

[2gigch1]

I got into news because I thought it would be exciting. I seem to have chosen wrong - website creation's where it's at!

[Andrew B.]

State prisons must not be good enough for this guy. No, this guy wants to land in federal prison.

You almost have to admire that level of dedication.

[Sapphire Silk]

Question is now what's next on Chock Full 'O Nuts' agenda? Take over a third-world country?? Create clones of all the world leaders that are programmed to destroy humankind? Make an attempt to steal all the gold from the Federal Reserve?

You give him too much credit. He's not that smart.

You also missed

5. Possession with intent to distribute
6. Domestic violence

and although I cannot prove it anymore (lost the chat logs), he has attempted to get my children to see porn. Yes, he's sick and twisted.

Lovely guy! So, might not have been his kid. Might have ourselves a closest pedophile or pederast here. Greeaaaat.

State prisons must not be good enough for this guy. No, this guy wants to land in federal prison.

You almost have to admire that level of dedication.

It's only federal if you demand ransom or go out of state. He'll probably buy state time.

But it will be time. With his criminal record, the prosecutor isn't likely to plea bargain down if he's got any kind of case at all.