"Hi, I have a 10 inch cock" And Other "Romantic" Tomfoolery

[Peppergirl]

And while drinking coffee too...
I should know better.

That's funny you mention that, because I perused some of the comments *before* coffee and..yeah, I..just shouldn't have.

[Rapscallion]

Of course, if the ladies want to brag about their assets, my inbox is always open.

Rapscallion

[b2addm]

My Dad referred to that as "assault with a friendly weapon" ...Only for ladies who were interested, tho, of course.

However, that would not apply to the kisser, up there. HE was way out of line, and you would have been well within your rights to both react physically and have his assface tossed from the store.

Oh yeah, I totally agree he was WAAAAYYYY outta line. Hell, I don't let any of them touch me if I see it coming. Occasionally someone will grab me before I realize their intention but they realize immediately from my reaction that they have crossed the line and they back off pretty quick.
I can't even imagine what I would do if one of them managed to kiss me...ugh, just the thought of it skeeves me out. Yuck! I really feel for you having to put up with that. I agree you should report him to your manager. Have a history of your objections to the behavior in case the manager has to deal with the asshole.

[dalesys]

... my inbox is always open.

That's what he said!

[Mr Hero]

Again...

(It still shocks me what people will share on a message board. )

Well, I could share my SSN and CC#, but that's going a bit too far. As for now I'll just post about the exaggerated size of my asset.

Huh huh. He said "In box"

[marlovino]

This thread reminds me of the hot dog scene in Bachelor Party. (kinda NSFW so no link, sorry)

[Seshat]

Yeah, because if there is ever a CS get together at some point where I am able to meet these people, you just know all I will be thinking about is the fact they shared their "package size" on the board, and my eyes will subconsciously wander.

Well, you know I'm a girl - and all you know about the 'Giant Anaconda' is that he's someone I know....

.... and that he's a /he/.


I will say that he earned his nickname when a male friend saw him in the shower. And then - I am told - chased him out of the shower and down the hall, wielding a broom, shouting "It's a snake! Kill it! Kill it!"

Yes, they were in a uni-student-age share house at the time. Yes, they were being brats.

Yes, Mr 'It's a snake, kill it, kill it' is STILL one of the most immature 'adults' I know.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

There's no way in hell you're hired to sexually please a customer. If you were, you'd probably get paid a lot better. That is not your job. His status as a customer doesn't excuse harassment.

[fireheart]

I will say that he earned his nickname when a male friend saw him in the shower. And then - I am told - chased him out of the shower and down the hall, wielding a broom, shouting "It's a snake! Kill it! Kill it!"

One of my distant uncles apparently had a prank played on him by his two children when we were all kids. One of his kids placed a rubber snake in the shower, resulting in said uncle freaking out and bolting through the house naked, only to discover later that it was rubber.

Said story was retold by me later at a Fathers Day celebration, where my cousin had come up with the idea of having us retell stories about the dads there. I think my dad's story involved him mooning everyone at a construction site (by accident).

[Seshat]

One of my distant uncles apparently had a prank played on him by his two children when we were all kids. One of his kids placed a rubber snake in the shower, resulting in said uncle freaking out and bolting through the house naked, only to discover later that it was rubber.

There have been several incidents where I've frozen absolutely still in the shower and called for our housemate. Spiders. Ones I don't recognise.

She is our creepy-crawly expert. And so far all of the ones in the shower have been harmless. But living where I do: if you don't recognise a spider, don't scare it!

[blas]

Yikes! If I saw a spider in the shower, I'd be afraid I wouldn't have time for a towel.

The last spider who got the best of me had me running out of my car screaming as I ran across the yard and into my parents' house, screaming for my dad to kill the little bastard because he'd been living in my car for days and whenever he'd pop out, I'd be driving, and he'd sneak away before I could kill him.

Dad went outside with a kleenex, came back in with a kleenex full of spider guts.

[Seshat]

I just hold still and get someone to identify it for me. I've seen and can identify all bar one of the truly nasty Aussie spiders: it's that last one (the funnelweb) that bothers me.

And the wolf spider looks similar to one of our harmless-to-humans ones, so if I see one of either of those, I freeze up as well.

[wolfie]

Especially since approximately 64% of the Internet is devoted to sex anyway!

Jester, your estimate is 5 percentage points low.

[PepperElf]

Finally, I referred him to a local sex shop to pick up a copy of their sex books. Guy sounded so disappointed when I hung up.

haven't read all the replies yet but...

that was a pretty good idea. cos ... even though he sounds like he's mature it doesn't mean he's not acting and putting you on. but sending him to the adult store... well that weeds out the children cos they can't get in (or shouldn't be able to get in) if they're minors.

well played

[Zellie Crescent]

Jester, your estimate is 5 percentage points low.

Dude, just for that you get a .