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I just can't believe the time people have on their hands these days. He actually came back! At least he can spend his not so free time in jail.
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I can just picture it in his head: "They won't give me what I want, but BY GOD I will not leave here empty-handed!" Then he goes for the jar. "These... THESE are the JELLYBEANS of VICTORY!"Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.Comment
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Is there a connection between the rape case and the jelly bean incident?Quoth Tolly View PostWell, as it happens I did my first round of Jury Duty last year (and it was damn interesting, although I have never been more thankful for anything than I am for the prosecutor who took one look at my face and asked for me to be removed from the jury for the rape case D
, and I dare say that the judge with throw an entire library of books at him. Security cameras, baby. 
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Only the fact that we only have two judges here - really small city, here - and this is likely to go before the judge who presided over the case I actually DID sit last year.
Anyway, Sucktomer Update!
Sucktomer's lawyer talked him into taking a plea - the combination of security cameras and eyewitness testimony has him royally screwed. The prosecutor (who is a total dude and deserves far, far more than the court pays him) informs me that he's got himself 300 hours of community service for the original charges and a week in jail for cussing out the judge.
All hail the contempt of court laws, baby."Everyone walk behind me, your new glorious leader!"
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I love the smell of karma chewing some idiot in the morning.
Well Played, Tolly!
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
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If you didn't think he was an idiot for the 1st part, here's more than enough proof.Quoth Tolly View Post
SC"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
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Quoth Tolly View Post
I knew that guy was stupid, but cussing out a judge?! That's hitting rock bottom and starting to dig!
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Eee gods, cussing out the judge?
He must have been drunk or something... you never want to mouth off to people in law enforcement (as they can probably make your life immediately miserable) or a judge (as they can probably make your life miserable on a longer term).
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douchenozzle, though.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Memo to the moron: Next time you want to pretend to be someone's father in order to steal jelly beans, make sure you know you're dealing with a person who isn't RELATED!!!
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Karma. It tastes like bacon.Quoth Bandit View PostThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
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I seem to recall that Chris Rock had some words of wisdom along these lines...something about how to NOT get one's arse kicked.Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
Probably best not to direct-link it here, tho >_>
One more for the ol' Sig File.Karma. It tastes like bacon."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Woah, like Jay said, couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy! 
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