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"Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice. "
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Filthy hobbitses?Quoth Lachrymose View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Not yet, but if you just stand there wasting my time long enough, eventually other customers will get behind you, and then it WILL be a line.Quoth Gaki View Post
Oh, you caught me! You're right, I was waiting for you to leave so I could have it all to myself. After all, that thirteen cents would not only pay my way through 8 years of bionuclear training, it was also going to help fund the Kentucky freedom fighters massing at the West Virginia border. But now, all my plans are dashed due to your keenly intrepid powers of observation!Quoth Gaki View Post
George Carlin had a great line in his routine of how to mess with people's heads:Quoth CarcinogenCrunchies View Post
"Stand on line at the bank for a really long time. Then, when you finally get up to the window, just ask for change of a nickel. It's fun. They actually call other tellers over to look at you."
Translation: People are fucking stupid.Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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No. This is The Game. You have now lost The Game. Thank you for playing.Quoth Gaki View Post
It's worse than you think. Stupid people are fucking. They don't have anything better to do. It's the only rational explanation for the recent Stupid epidemic. </yahtzee>People are fucking stupid."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Curses! *shakes her fist at you*Quoth EricKei
Ninja edit: roomie also curses you.Last edited by dragon_wings; 06-01-2012, 03:40 PM.Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever
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"The only way to win is not to play." -W.O.P.R.Quoth dragon_wings View PostThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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You can't win.Quoth Geek King View Post
You can't break even.
You can't quit the game.
Thermodynamics FTW.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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You know, it's funny. That just doesn't occur to most people.Quoth Gaki View PostIrksome.
An elderly man came up to my register, the old farmer type with the farmer hat and the plaid shirts. He purchased something and the change comes out of the change machine (I don't have to count it out, it just pops out). When it does come, most of it comes out but a few pennies and a dime got stuck in the thin part of the chute. I didn't notice it until he looked down into his hand puzzled at the change there. So I examined the machine and found the change and poked it to loosen it. What he said next left me absolutely fuming.
SC: Oh you little sneak, if I hadn't noticed that you were just gonna take it for yourself weren't you?
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What? No.
SC: Oh I know, you were just gonna put that in your pocket when I left. You knew it was there and you were hoping I wasn't going to notice.
Me: No I didn't. And if you had left it would have gone to charity. (I pointed at the overflowing charity box that I'd never seen a single customer drop change into, it has ALL been US.)
SC: Oh no, you're all like that, you would have put that right in your pocket. (at this point he's leaving and I'm just standing there like a stick in the mud completely bowled over by his absolutely disgusting display of paranoia.)
Totally still irked. What an old d-bag.
I figure it's only the people who WOULD do it who even think of it.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
GODDAMMIT! 
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