Ub ub buh? Hilarity Warning

[Gizmo]

I think the stupidity rebounded backwards to before I read it... I almost had pen on my computer screen from 'signing'. (ok, not really).

I have heard this sort of thing way too often where someone is told they need to only order from one supplier and no one else... and gets their brain stuck when they run out.

The sort of people that say "we are out of paper until next month"... for example HMRC last year

[tropicsgoddess]

TP for my bunghole!

[emax4]

The grocery store was my first thought as well, but if they really needed it they should just be able to grab a few rolls out of the lady's restroom too.

[Android Kaeli]

Unless every single grocery store in the area are COMPLETELY out of stock on TP, there should have been no reason as to why some wasn't gotten sooner. Then again that would require some common sense wouldn't it?

[MoonCat]

And apparently, his friend was a numbass

Crap...er, I mean you beat me to it.

[Draper Mel]

This customer was dumber than... than... sorry, I can't think of anything as pathetically stupid as he is right at this moment. Even a pebble looks like Einstein compared to him!

I've always been partial to "dumber than a bag of hammers." Or rocks. Or perhaps cat poop.

[Teefies2]

I've always been partial to "dumber than a bag of hammers." Or rocks. Or perhaps cat poop.

You beat me to it! We have a dog named "Rocks" because, well she IS dumber than rocks

[Jay 2K Winger]

Thank god I finished my lunch well before I got to this post.

(sigh) Some people's children...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

OMG really???!!!11!!! It really didn't occur to them to go to the fracking GROCERY STORE??? Geez, even most convenience stores and gas stations have toilet paper.

I weep for the future of our world.

That is pitiful beyond words. . . at least our managers remember at least 8 out of 10 orders to ORDER TP on the store supply order.

And on the occasions they don't . . . grab some off the shelf and reclaim the package out (even though Corporate doesn't like that)

And I work in . . . get this . . . a GROCERY STORE. What do we have there?

Groceries . . . .

and Beer . . . .

and wine . . . .

and . . . TOILET PAPER.

My brother could do better than that guy in the OP and he's mentally challenged. Dayum.

[Estil]

The TC was lucky the customer wasn't yelling, "I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"

[Merriweather]

It was a sad day when Sears & Roebuck decided to stop making their giant catalogs......

I had an aunt & uncle who were too cheap to buy toilet paper, that's all they had in their outhouse (later when they built the new house with an indoor toilet, they went upscale and started buying toilet paper).

[downforit2008]

These people must not know what a grocery store is, so they order everything in bulk from some delivering company. Whoops! I didn't know I could buy TP from the store that is two blocks away from my house. Sorry to keep you on the toilet so long, Bob!