Had a "guest" come in this morning to ask me for the wireless username and password.
Me: What room are you in?
SC: I can't remember.
Me: What's the last name of the room?
SC: It's either under Ass, Bitch, or Cock.
Me: I'm not seeing it under any of those three.
SC: Can't you just give me the password?
Me: The wireless internet is for registered guests only. I just need to verify that you're a registered guest.
SC: OK, I'll just wait for them. Do you mind if I charge my phone?
Me: I suppose.
SC: I'm getting the vibe that you don't want me around.
Me: It's not that. You have no idea how many people claim to be a guest here.
SC: Makes sense. I'll just go and get my friend. (leaves and never returns)
Me: What room are you in?
SC: I can't remember.
Me: What's the last name of the room?
SC: It's either under Ass, Bitch, or Cock.
Me: I'm not seeing it under any of those three.
SC: Can't you just give me the password?
Me: The wireless internet is for registered guests only. I just need to verify that you're a registered guest.
SC: OK, I'll just wait for them. Do you mind if I charge my phone?
Me: I suppose.
SC: I'm getting the vibe that you don't want me around.
Me: It's not that. You have no idea how many people claim to be a guest here.
SC: Makes sense. I'll just go and get my friend. (leaves and never returns)
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