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  • #1

    Nice try. That almost worked.

    Had a "guest" come in this morning to ask me for the wireless username and password.

    Me: What room are you in?
    SC: I can't remember.
    Me: What's the last name of the room?
    SC: It's either under Ass, Bitch, or Cock.
    Me: I'm not seeing it under any of those three.
    SC: Can't you just give me the password?
    Me: The wireless internet is for registered guests only. I just need to verify that you're a registered guest.
    SC: OK, I'll just wait for them. Do you mind if I charge my phone?
    Me: I suppose.
    SC: I'm getting the vibe that you don't want me around.
    Me: It's not that. You have no idea how many people claim to be a guest here.
    SC: Makes sense. I'll just go and get my friend. (leaves and never returns)
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    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    SC: I'm getting the vibe that you don't want me around.
    Wow, that's eerie. Can you see my dead grandfather too?

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    • #3
      Wow, at least he knew the gig was up and that he wasn't getting to use the wifi for free. I was expecting him to throw a huge hiss-fit!
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      • #4
        LOL Ours is unsecured here. Which of course causes problems because people use it ALL THE TIME in the lot.

        The one maintainence guy likes to mess with them. He walks over and taps on the window then tells them, "Look, I know you're just using the internet, but we've been having peeping tom issues, so we're just writing down everyone's license plate numbers..." Usually they take off at this point LOL

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        • #5
          Well, it is stealing. I could use 2 networks that are unlocked in my apartment complex, but I elected to get my own connection. It's limited, but still cheaper than paying for a coffee every time at Harbuck's.
          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          • #6
            Quoth Skarredmind View Post
            The one maintainence guy likes to mess with them. He walks over and taps on the window then tells them, "Look, I know you're just using the internet, but we've been having peeping tom issues, so we're just writing down everyone's license plate numbers..." Usually they take off at this point LOL
            That guy deserves a medal!
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            What's the difference?
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            • #7
              Most grocery stores today have free wi-fi. Well, Kroger/Ralph's does. Dunno about HEB.

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              • #8
                Quoth violiavampyr View Post
                Most grocery stores today have free wi-fi
                Mine doesn't. We don't want a nice pleasant ambiance, we just want you and your money to become separated at purchase.
                Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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