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Then it would be blissfully awesome.I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right? -
First offense: Require a 1,000 dollar fine to be divided equally among the hourly employees.
Second offense: One full day of being required to do the job of the person you've abused, without pay.
Third offense: Being fed to a great white.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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What did that poor shark do to deserve something like that? You'll give him indigestion!Quoth Kristev View Post
As for making them do the work -- how about adding ..."Direct all complaining customers and known SC's to his line" ?"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Nope, they'll all band together and picket the stores, with charming sign slogans (frequently misspelled) like, "We are the masters, you are the slaves" "Worship us, we buy your stuff" "We reserve the right to be total assholes" "Kiss our asses for our $$$" and so forth. Get their faces on TV, demanding their "rights", call the decent customers nasty names, etc...Quoth Brojekk View PostThe stores competition should be doing the same thing. If all stores did this...SCs would have no choice but to get their act together.
Sadly, the only thing that might work to change the SCs is peer condemnation. If fellow customers stood up to them and called them on their crap, it might make the SCs see the light. Might.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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