The world's least funny, most inappropriate "joke". WARNING for language

[wolfie]

Wow, not cool.
The mouthy bugger needed a sammitch of the knuckle kind.

Naw, they need an ash (as in tree) sammitch, specifically the Louisville Slugger variety. Don't want to risk damage to your hands.

As for that ... thing ... that made the so-unfunny joke, well, that's why God made little green Glockies. (Mine's green, anyway. I call it "Greenpiece.")

One "Old West" saying I've heard about is "God didn't make all men equal - Colonel Colt did".