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Yes, yes I did.
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"Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- GravekeeperComment
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"Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)Comment
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I never heard that much before my call center job, but in fact is commonly used slang in some places for getting something activated/deactivated (i.e. I haven't paid the bill yet so they cut my lights off last night).Quoth Automan Empire View Post"CUT my phone ON"
Interesting syntax there.
"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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Love the response to "you haven't paid your bill."
"So?"
No money, no phone service. Why is that so hard for these people to grasp?When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Am I hearing Rita from Animaniacs?Quoth KatherineB View PostTo right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Sucktomers put the F.U. in fun.Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
That was awesome!Me: And your pass code for verification?
SC: CUT MY PHONE ON!
Me: I'm sorry that's not correct.
SC: What?
Me: 'Cut my phone on' is not the right pass code
Her rubber band broke? Someone tied her shoelaces together? Inquiring minds (don't) want to know.SC: Ok look, this is an EMERGENCY.Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.Comment
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Oh the number of people who've tried to argue with me that they need their CAR back RIGHT NOW, it's an EMERGENCY! and they'll pay for it at some point in the future, but, there's no escaping that it's an EMERGENCY and they don't have time to deal with the procedure for redeeming it, they need it NOW!!! EMERGENCY!!!
URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! EMERGENCYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
At which point I usually tell them "nobody's bleeding, and nothing is on fire, so this is not an emergency, inconvenient for sure, but no emergency, it if was, you should have called 911 3 minutes ago instead of continuing to bark at me- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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Cutting something OFF makes sense. Cutting something ON just sounds stupid.Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View PostComment
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Well, "Turn my Phone ON" just sounds pervy
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It's an SC thing, we wouldn't understand....or this one is a special snowflake--such rules don't really apply[/End Sarcasm]Quoth MoonCat View Post
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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I loved that! Of course then anything about Dr Who I loveQuoth KatherineB View Post.
"They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-MythbustersComment
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You are, actually. Bernadette Peters.Quoth Mr Hero View Post
...Or ... Applejack?! o_O
At least right at the beginning.
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The State of New York defines an emergency as follows:
This doesn't sound like an emergency to me. I was gonna post a story about emergencies, but I don't want to threadjack here, and it deserves its own thread anyway.Quoth Public Health Law §6810 §§6Comment
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