Winners of the night...

[Primer]

There's also my favorite: ADR Ain't Doin' Right

[Kristev]

These remind me of several Darwin awards. Incidentally, many of these stories did end up in the Darwin awards books.

[Geek King]

Heh, there was just a news story today of a female being processed where they found a 5-shot revolver in her lady-purse, and a baggie of meth in her poop-chute. Listening to TV reporters trying to describe it without using certain words was entertaining.

[An Haddock]

They called her Wild Fire....

[manybellsdown]

You wouldnt believe the many "I was naked" stories. Im pretty sure the last one was " I was climbing a tree naked and fell onto this shampoo bottle". Yeah, it was wedged in there pretty good. .

I've known a lot of nurses. I believe it. However, I really don't know why so many people seem to choose shampoo bottles for their jollies.

[computeraide]

Million to one shot, doc!

[Cat Herder]

I understand there's an entire underworld organization that supplies bee-filled jars to people with that particular proclivity. It's not a small organization; in fact, it has honeycombed the entire nation. The FBI is buzzing with excitement over its plans to launch a sting operation against this organization. /here all week

[Alpha Strike]

Heh, there was just a news story today of a female being processed where they found a 5-shot revolver in her lady-purse, and a baggie of meth in her poop-chute. Listening to TV reporters trying to describe it without using certain words was entertaining.

Lady-purse? That's outstanding. I'll be shamelessly stealing that one...

[Opalin]

Lady-purse? That's outstanding. I'll be shamelessly stealing that one...

I remember that term from the Bloodhound books by Tamora Pierce, they have an actual quote in that book "Did they search your Lady-purse" when they get caught and thrown in jail.

[Cookie]

The things I find in orifices.

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Oh gosh. Can't stop coughing. I would read this while sick.

[dalesys]

The things I find in orifices.

Very much resemble upper management.

[wolfie]

Hmmm...I wonder if she was related to this woman:

Police find gun hidden in suspect’s private part

Heh, there was just a news story today of a female being processed where they found a 5-shot revolver in her lady-purse

Actually, it's fairly common for a "gun" to be inserted there - but normally "gun" is in the context of a drill sergeant chewing out a recruit for calling their rifle a "gun".