Sometimes I scare myself...

[XCashier]

Yes, but certain aspects of normal are pretty okie-dokie.

Like Gravity when you're outside.

It's a long fall up.

Okay, fair enough. Seraph leaves the Big Normal things (gravity, the seasons, planetary axial tilt, etc.) alone, and uses her powers on the Little Normal things (people's rotten attitudes). Fair?

[Alpha Strike]

Seriously, why do people not realize that no one provokes Seraph with impunity?

Resistance is futile?

[dalesys]

Resistance is futile?

Ohm, ohm on the (electric slide) range...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Resistance is futile?

More like Nemo me impune lacessit. (The Latin for "No one provokes me with impunity.")