Its on fire dummy!

[Sonoma]

2- I don't have the slightest clue where I bought it.

3- I definitely didn't keep the receipt...

wait..... I'm failing this SC class, aren't I?

I personally think the above points make you very well qualified to try to return the radio.

[Broomjockey]

You know, I'd say do it as a joke. One day, when you've got spare time, and the store isn't busy, go up to customer service and do it. Try to make it clear you're joking around though, so that the poor rep can have some fun too

[IlovemyGeek]

Wow, just wow

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Of course not, you only call them for a replacement. You call the STOVE company to find out what to do.

Wait a sec . . . I thought one was to call the ELECTRIC company to find out what to do.

[technical.angel]

Only if it's a gas stove.