From my husband:
(CW = Husband's co-worker, H = my husband)
CW: My computer keeps giving me this annoying message. It says "Hard drive failure imminent". What does that mean?
H: Um, it means that hard drive failure is imminent. Back up what you have immediately and get it in to Tech Support.
CW: Okay. I'll just finish up these reports then and get it in first thing next week.
H: I'd do it immediately if I were you.
CW: I really wanna get these reports done first. The computer will let me know if its about to crash, right?
H: Yes, it would. It is telling you that right now. HARD DRIVE FAILURE IMMINENT.
CW: So what do you think, then? I got a few days?
(CW = Husband's co-worker, H = my husband)
CW: My computer keeps giving me this annoying message. It says "Hard drive failure imminent". What does that mean?
H: Um, it means that hard drive failure is imminent. Back up what you have immediately and get it in to Tech Support.
CW: Okay. I'll just finish up these reports then and get it in first thing next week.
H: I'd do it immediately if I were you.
CW: I really wanna get these reports done first. The computer will let me know if its about to crash, right?
H: Yes, it would. It is telling you that right now. HARD DRIVE FAILURE IMMINENT.
CW: So what do you think, then? I got a few days?

I AM the evil bastard!
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