Leeches (long)

[earl colby pottinger]

Only two weeks

Just one more year... just one more year...

No, only two weeks.

I am not joking, if after two more weeks I would raise holy hell if she comes in with the mother has cancer story.

I have lost friends and relatives to cancer, for my grand-mother and my best friend's mother it was a long a painful process. For my girlfriend's brother, it was not painful for him, but it sure was painful watching give up after three and a half years and just waste away.

I would hit her with every detail and demand why she thinks using such a claim to jump the queue is ok.

[Jadedcarguy]

At a previous parts dept I worked at I had a leech of the worst type; he would only talk to me and bought nothing. Not only that, he was incredibly rude to the other employees if they asked if they could help him. REALLY rude.

OEther employee
EL:evil leech

EL: Where's Jadedcarguy?
OE: Lunch. Can I help you with something?
EL: Fuck off. Jadedcarguy is the only one in here who knows anything.

That is word for word. I know because I heard it. I was at lunch, eating around the corner out of the customers' line of site. I about fell over.

The worst part and the reason this assclown never bought anything is because his newest car was a 1977, and I worked in a NEW CAR DEALER. We couldn't get much of anything for older cars, especially trim pieces which is usually what he wanted. Did I mention this gem of humanity was a male chauvenist? Oh yeah. Real piece of work.

Me: Sorry, that <interior trim widget> is discontinued through GM. You should call <aftermarket restoration supply company>. They can help you. Here's the phone number.
EL: OK. Thanks Jadedcarguy. This is why I come to you. These other assholes wouldn't have told me that.
Me: (thinking)Yeah they would have. Said: No problem, EL. Have a good day.

Done, right? Of course not.

About 2 hours later.......

Mepicking up the phone) Parts, can I help you?
EL: Jadedcarguy?
Me: Speaking.
EL: I hope<aftermarket restoration parts company> goes out of business! Horrible service!

I'm thinking "WTF?" because they have always been very helpful to me.

Me: Why is that? What happened?
EL: A woman answered the phone!
Me: And?
EL: These damn women don't know anything! How the hell is she supposed to get me the right part?
Me: Did you ask her?
EL: Hell no! I told her to fuck off and hung up!
ME: Please say your joking......


He wasn't.

Long story short, I left specific instructions when I left there that this tool was not to know where my new job was. I asked one of my coworkers to tell him I was killed in a biking accident. About two weeks after I left there, my old CW called me.

CW: Dude came in. I told him you were dead.
Me: What did he say?
CW: He said "oh shit" and told us we were going to go out of business without you.
Me:

I hope I never see him again. I'll have to pretend I'm a ghost.