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  • A Lesson In Logic

    Even after a year in my store, I still struggle with the logic of some people. I mean when you loose your keys, you look in the most logical place first - places that you've found them before after temporarily misplacing them. Some people just lack common sense.

    Had a great one come in today. Guy came in complaining he had no service on his phone. One of my lesser reps handled it, didn't even check for quick fixes just submitted the phone for service - he's been made aware of HIS glaring mistake. I was hanging out back in the tech room and one of the TSR's made me aware of the problem. Draggar, sorry you missed this one buddy.

    Me =
    TSR = Techie
    CS = Dial *** to make a payment dude.

    Me: Oh hey whats going on with this phone *****?
    TSR: Oh, that one? That one is turned off for non-payment.
    Me: You've got to be kidding me. Who the hell sent a phone back here?
    TSR: Looks like uh... *****.
    Me: Okay... there goes 5 minutes of our lives we're never gonna get back.

    **Customer comes back in about a half hour later**

    Me: Okay my techs took a look at your phone, and it has nothing to do with the phone. Your account is suspended because your account is over 2 months past due you'll need to pay off your bill before your phone will get turned back on.
    CS: No, I got a VoiceMail that I never even checked then my phone stopped working like an hour later. Clearly its the phone.
    Me: That VoiceMail was an automated message from the billing department saying we'll shut your phone off if you don't make a payment, feel free to listen to the message right now.
    CS: I've had so many problems with this phone, you guys should just upgrade me.
    Me: Just humor me and listen to the VoiceMail.
    CS: **Listens to the message**
    Me: So how much do you want to pay?
    CS: I still don't think its right, but what do I need to pay to get it back on?
    Me: 2 months are past due, $300 will take care of the past due amount the total balance is about $480.
    CS: I don't have that much money, I can pay $100 set me up a payment plan.
    Me: I can't set those up, you'll have to call Customer Care. Pay your bill on time and your phone won't get shut off anymore. Have a nice day!
    Last edited by Talonetc; 08-09-2007, 03:25 PM. Reason: Left out important part.
    Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

  • #2
    Hey when I lose my keys, they are never in a "common" place. Twice in the freezer, once in the bathroom, behind the TV. How they get there I have no idea, but never have they been lost on my dresser, or in a pocket. Once they were in my record player, and that one I think that there was foul play.
    Did the guy know that he didn't pay, but he thought that it was the phone, not the company? Or was he completely oblivious to the fact that when you don't pay, you don't get sevice? Either way, wow, that's a special kind of ignorance right there.
    It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
    ~~~H.L. Mencken

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    • #3
      Quoth Aldous View Post
      Did the guy know that he didn't pay, but he thought that it was the phone, not the company? Or was he completely oblivious to the fact that when you don't pay, you don't get sevice? Either way, wow, that's a special kind of ignorance right there.
      He thought we finally gave in to his demands and started giving him his service for FREE!
      Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

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      • #4
        I didn't completely miss that one, I was on the phone w/ "TSR" when it was happening.
        Quote Dalesys:
        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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        • #5
          At my wife's work when a customer calls in on their cell phone their info is automatically popped up on the rep's screen. She told me one day, " It always seems to be the ones that are 2 months past due that make the prank phone calls to us. What they don't realize is that we know who's phone it is and what the callback number is"
          You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take,and statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do take.

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          • #6
            Quoth Talonetc View Post
            I wan't an AUTOBOT for Christmas!
            Aaaiiieeee - normally I'm good for punctuation errors, but an inappropriate apostrophe in a sig is too much for me

            "I want an AUTOBOT for Christmas!"
            Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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            • #7
              Quoth Aldous View Post
              Hey when I lose my keys, they are never in a "common" place.
              It's always in the last place you look... because then you stop looking.
              In other bizarre facts, did you know the most common place to find a lost TV remote is in the fridge?
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl View Post
                In other bizarre facts, did you know the most common place to find a lost TV remote is in the fridge?
                slightly but one time, unbeknownst to me, i managed to stick my tv remote in my purse and take it to work with me. and no, i have no idea what possessed me to do that.
                Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Aldous View Post
                  Once they were in my record player, and that one I think that there was foul play.
                  Damn, someone who still has a record player? You are OLD SCHOOL!

                  Talonetc...you are da bomb. Great job telling home slice what his issue is...I'm surprised he didn't argue more, but he KNEW he hadn't made a payment. DUH.

                  PJ
                  The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Juwl View Post
                    It's always in the last place you look... because then you stop looking.
                    In other bizarre facts, did you know the most common place to find a lost TV remote is in the fridge?
                    I thought it was under the bed . . .

                    That's where mine usually wind up due to tossing and turning at night and they fly off the bed.
                    Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 08-25-2007, 04:10 AM.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                      Damn, someone who still has a record player? You are OLD SCHOOL!

                      Talonetc...you are da bomb. Great job telling home slice what his issue is...I'm surprised he didn't argue more, but he KNEW he hadn't made a payment. DUH.

                      PJ
                      Old school? I know someone with a record player with a USB cable. He makes MP3s off his vinyl.
                      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Geek King View Post
                        Old school? I know someone with a record player with a USB cable. He makes MP3s off his vinyl.
                        I've seen one of those recently.

                        I SO want one for Christmas.

                        Now, how to transfer the stuff off cassette onto the laptop . . .
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #13
                          Quoth DGoddess View Post
                          Now, how to transfer the stuff off cassette onto the laptop . . .
                          Does your laptop have a line-in jack? If so, all you need is a cable that connects from the headphone jack from the tape player to the line-in jack on your computer. Then you can use a program like Audacity (free) to record it as an mp3.
                          Sometimes life is altered.
                          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                          Uneasy with confrontation.
                          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MadMike View Post
                            Does your laptop have a line-in jack? If so, all you need is a cable that connects from the headphone jack from the tape player to the line-in jack on your computer. Then you can use a program like Audacity (free) to record it as an mp3.
                            I've got a mic jack on the side beside the headphone jack. If I could use that the same as line-in, I should be good.

                            I should probably be able to find the 3.5mm cable at RadioSlack tomorrow after work. If not, I found a website where I can get it (cable itself is 1.99, it'll cost more for the shipping.)
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • #15
                              Or if you have an extra 5 1/4" bay slot, you could get one of these devices to transfer cassettes with directly on your PC. I guess ION is going to be making a USB dual cassette deck as well later on this year too.
                              Who is this rectal-cranial inverted twit....and where is my sledgehammer??

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