My all so funny summer jobs included a job at a hotline agency for multiple companies.
The call I got was for an electronic-store. I was advised to inform customers that they were on holiday and to figure if the problem was urgent or not and to act accordingly.
Sc1: 5 to 6 year old boy
Sc2: parents of the boy who don't speak english
me: me :-)
So here we go:
Sc1: hello?..
Me: Yes hello, How can I help you?
Sc1: our fridge is hot, and can you please come?
Me: (realizing that it was a child) Is your mommy there?
Sc1: Yes, but she doesn't speak good english. So can you come?
Me: Actually, the store is on holiday? What is the problem with the fridge?
Sc1: my mon say I have gurantee?
Me: can you tell me the brand of the fridge (i needed it to transfer the call to the corres. tech support)
Sc1: I'll look...... (5 minutes later) its white.
Me: can you tell me the name of the fridge?
Sc1: i'll look..... (10 min later, Im getting really stressed) can you come?
me: look I can't wait on the phone, just tell me what the problem is?
sc1: its new and we don't want the light to go on.
me:? what light? inside
sc1: yes, when we open the door its on, but we didn't turn it on (i hear his mother yelling instructions at him)
me: this light goes on every time you open it, this is normal, so tell your parents not to worry.
sc1: ok, you don't come then, by.
It wasn't that bad, the boy was cute
The call I got was for an electronic-store. I was advised to inform customers that they were on holiday and to figure if the problem was urgent or not and to act accordingly.
Sc1: 5 to 6 year old boy
Sc2: parents of the boy who don't speak english
me: me :-)
So here we go:
Sc1: hello?..
Me: Yes hello, How can I help you?
Sc1: our fridge is hot, and can you please come?
Me: (realizing that it was a child) Is your mommy there?
Sc1: Yes, but she doesn't speak good english. So can you come?
Me: Actually, the store is on holiday? What is the problem with the fridge?
Sc1: my mon say I have gurantee?
Me: can you tell me the brand of the fridge (i needed it to transfer the call to the corres. tech support)
Sc1: I'll look...... (5 minutes later) its white.

Me: can you tell me the name of the fridge?
Sc1: i'll look..... (10 min later, Im getting really stressed) can you come?
me: look I can't wait on the phone, just tell me what the problem is?
sc1: its new and we don't want the light to go on.
me:? what light? inside
sc1: yes, when we open the door its on, but we didn't turn it on (i hear his mother yelling instructions at him)
me: this light goes on every time you open it, this is normal, so tell your parents not to worry.
sc1: ok, you don't come then, by.
It wasn't that bad, the boy was cute

THere are many cultures where modern refrigeration is not available, it's possible they were from somewhere where that would be considered an unnecessary or unreachable luxury.
But shhhh... Don't tell the marketing department at the company that manufactures the refrigerator that!

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