Funny Spam Subject Lines

[fireheart]

I got one today saying "use your carrot better". Carrot? Really? If I'm going to use a carrot, what do I need a man for?

sounds like the guy who stuck carrots down the barrels of his guns and tried to pass them off as properly marked replica guns....

"Englarge penis-farever - it's very beautiful!"

So my boyfriend's wang can go far far away? Awesome

Be over-run with married women for you to have your way with! (clean version)

And the unclean version is?

Just got a hilarious spam email this morning. The subject line was just brilliant: "Big penis like a girl!"

[EvilEmpryss]

Today's best: Big-penis is-like an.expensive car! & The best gift& is a cock&!!

Hmm, depends on the dimensions and who it belongs to.

[Skrae]

The only notable one in recent memory was "Big penis like girl!"

I'm still not entirely sure what to make of that. However, since I prefer my girls penis free, I did not care to find out.

[Ghel]

"The epic fiddles!"

[BaristaTrav]

The only notable one in recent memory was "Big penis like girl!"

I'm still not entirely sure what to make of that. However, since I prefer my girls penis free, I did not care to find out.

I think they are trying to say: "Big penis that girls will like," or something to that effect.. but instead Engrish hilarity ensues.

[technical.angel]

The subject line wasn't too entertaining, but it was from "hotiecoolguy'.

I found that entertaining.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

We get tons of spam at work. The ones I like are the ones filled with what appears to random text... I guess it's a program that picks lines from websites or something.

Here's one from today:

Scuttling across the doors of silent seas.

And cigarettes in corridors|Holding the second housemaid on his knees|Grishkin has a maisonette;|Trying to peer through lighted shutters,|Superfetation of
[Greek text inserted here],|So how should I presume?|I take my hat: how can I make a cowardly amends|My feelings, always sure that you feel,|Thou hast committed
|Webster was much possessed by death

It has a kind of beat-poetry feel to it, doesn't it?

[Andara Bledin]

Let's see what I've got...
We discover several login failed on your Mashreq online access

It's a bank phish trifecta.

We've got Engrish, a bank I've never even heard of in the UAE (going for a bigger population center, it seems), and an anonymous greeting.

^-.-^

[wraiths_crono]

Just got one "Have a big penis like a girl!"

[EvilEmpryss]

Hmmm, the spammers have realized that they have competition and are now trying to one-up each other.

Email #1: Penis Enlarger Good
Email #2: Penis Enlarger Best

Well, if I was in the market for a penis enlarger, I know which one I would buy.

Also received: Enlarge Your Penis: Up to 3 Per Month!

Ahem... Either I'm being told I can use the product on up to three different generative organs per month, or the one I use it on will grow up to 3" each month. A couple of college boys and this product and I could start my own porn company.

[Andara Bledin]

As taxguykarl says, it's that season, again.

Today's only spam of vague interest:

Finish 1099MISC in 5 minutes

I think that one's aimed at people who don't really understand tax returns.

^-.-^

[42_42_42]

I've gotten several lately in the spam folder that say in the subject line "From FBI Director" or similar. Somehow, methinks if the Federal Bureau of Investigation really wanted to contact me, they wouldn't be emailing my yahoo account as the only means of communication.

Then there's today's gem which states simply "ibs8". ?????

[ZedOmega]

This ever happen to anyone? I remember an ex-GF and I got the wrong spam sent to us. Somehow the spambots wanted her to have a bigger penis and to increase my breast size.

*starts passing out Brain Bleach* I got dibs on the last bottle in the shipment, though.

[EvilEmpryss]

I remember an ex-GF and I got the wrong spam sent to us. Somehow the spambots wanted her to have a bigger penis and to increase my breast size.

Don't judge. Some people want that kind of thing.

The tone of the ones in my spam folder has changed in the last week. Instead of trying to lure me in with promises of cheap software or genital gains, the subjects now plead: Important Email Open Atachment (sic) Please

[Ironclad Alibi]

This is the spam I got today:

License Erection pack [New Year discounts]