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Maybe it's a site license?
Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs -
That would explain the spam I got.Quoth Naaman View PostMaybe it's a site license?"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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I want more than three per month, then.
Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bullComment
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Like ye olde X-Ray Specs? Looketh embiggened?Quoth Naaman View PostMaybe it's a sight license?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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You and your cromulent words....Quoth dalesys View PostLike ye olde X-Ray Specs? Looketh embiggened?"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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I got the first one today.Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
I loved the line that came after it "Big is great"....yes thank you Captain Obvious, I already know that given I get guys staring at my big boobs everyday....The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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There was no subject line to the lastest spam I received. But the text inside read:
I racked in $6 in three days spending time online!
Oh, what a deal!"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Hey, I racked up $600 in debt spending time on the internet, so he's better off than I am.
Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bullComment
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I just got a mail from a Mrs Lilian Jones who "have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled all forms of medical treatment". That's not good, doctors won't like it if you defile the treatment
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I wonder why her lawyer can't give her millions directly to charity in the normal way instead of sending them to strangers and paying them too.Comment
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This one just came in: SCAM VICTIMS PAYMENT FROM NEW COMMITTEE OFFICE
Awww, isn't it nice of those gentlemen in Nigeria to create an office to reimburse people who were scammed by those nasty emails? All you have to do is send them your bank information and they'll deposit $2.7 million for your troubles.
Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bullComment
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Not in the subject line, but in the body:
"My husband is filled with love and joy every since his new found bigger man meat."
The subject was "Progress from love guru to sex magnet"
I dunno...I'd rather be a love guru I think...
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"Same Pitenehmrne as Safeway"
Sheesh. They can't even spell the name of the drug correctly.
And why is it that the only drugs they're pushing are either controlled substances, or phosphodiesterase inhibitors? I never see them spamming "Buy Norvasc without a prescription!" or "Now you can get Glucophage without a doctor's visit!"Comment
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I'm the Winner !!!111ONE!!!
Best part of it is that those e-mails come from xxx@aol.com or xxx.yahoo.comYou are among the winners of this year Microsoft Promotion Award Team
your email have won you £500,000.00 GBP sterling (Five hundred thousand
Great Britain Pounds).your email was selected randomly from a wide range
You would think that Microsoft would have enough funds to have their own mailing system... (sarcasm)Comment
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how do you think they are getting the money to give you the prize? it's obviously from the money they have saved from transferring over to free email providersQuoth Daemonmonkey View Post"You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss
CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?Comment
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Haha, yes, as MS Exchange is so expensive, being a MS product... And of course they need to switch to more reliable products, like AOL or YahooQuoth Darkforge View Post
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