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  • #91
    "Pentagon on sale".

    There's an amusing semi-official looking header with a link (not clicking that smegger).

    "The properties of Pentagon on sale. USA Ministry of defense decides to sale the land of Pentagon.

    Last day White House makes this decision about Pentagon. For sexual associate and unwanted transection. Please conform that, you have receive this mail.


    Jorden Anathon Mark
    Senior Officer
    Ministry of defense, Pentagon
    USA"

    That's the text. No idea what they want, unless it's to get us to click the link.

    Rapscallion

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    • #92
      I think "Jorden Anathon Mark" should take some English classes .
      It would be cool to buy Pentagon, even with sexual associates. I wonder how much it would cost?

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      • #93
        I win! I'm getting emails from THE FUTURE.

        6/8/11

        3/12/11

        4/28/11

        And so on...

        I also have a lot of celebrity spam.

        SHOW THEM HOW LARGE YOU ARE

        Jessica Alba and I reunite after a bad patch, and I worked hard to make her pleased with my performance again <insert link here>


        BE THE PIED PIPER OF CHICKS

        Obama grows great length through herbal supplements <link here>

        INCREASE YOUR LEVEL OF CONFIDENT

        Hefner never failed to invite me to his private parties after he saw how I could work the crowd <link>

        GERMANY SHOWS PORTUGAL THE STRENGTH IN AN EXTRA INCH

        Cameron Diaz is a loose cannon when she realizes my potential in achieving different sexual positions <link>

        TIM RUSSERT'S SEX SCANDAL EXPOSED AT FUNERAL

        Take care of your pink, like how it take care of you <link is for "bests penis">

        HI FRIED NEW DISCOUNT

        <link>

        And many ones for "VIAGARRA" and "VAGINISTIMUS".
        Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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        • #94
          Quoth Rapscallion View Post
          "The properties of Pentagon on sale. USA Ministry of defense decides to sale the land of Pentagon.

          Last day White House makes this decision about Pentagon. For sexual associate and unwanted transection. Please conform that, you have receive this mail.
          I think it's worth pointing out here that the United States of America does not have "ministers", we have "secretaries". I wonder what country this spammer came from that they didn't know this.

          Quoth ralerin View Post
          I win! I'm getting emails from THE FUTURE.

          6/8/11
          3/12/11
          4/28/11
          And so on...
          Well sure. Lots of web-based e-mail clients show the newest messages at the top; this ensures that their spam will always be at the top of the page.

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          • #95
            Latest winner: "Russian women need a prince!"
            The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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            • #96
              Quoth incognitocook View Post
              Latest winner: "Russian women need a prince!"
              Shouldn't that be "a Tsarevich"?

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              • #97
                Oooooh here's a good one from just now.

                "Re: We have Illegal Pills!"

                I don't think you want to be advertising that. Since you sell exact copies of brand name drugs...

                ETA: Since I'm the last to say anything on this thread I'll edit the post rather than making a new one.

                2 more: "Smoke Pot Anywhere You Want" and "Humongous Bouncing Boobies".
                Last edited by ralerin; 03-12-2011, 04:32 PM.
                Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                • #98
                  "Magic erection is possible!"

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                  • #99
                    Quoth Lachrymose View Post
                    "Magic erection is possible!"
                    "O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."

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                    • Quoth Lachrymose View Post
                      "Magic erection is possible!"
                      Quoth Mikkel View Post
                      "O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."
                      Gives new meaning to the phrase 'A Wizard Did It.'
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • I just went through my junk email for laughs. Here's a few I found today:

                        Re: Offizielle Gewinnbenachrtigung

                        Say what now?

                        Fuckbook private invite code

                        Oooh...kay. That's a new one.

                        My name is Mr. Dino

                        So how are Fred and Wilma?

                        Attn: THE NEED TO GET A FOREIGNER!

                        How did you know? Can I see the catalog first? Some of those Australian footballers look pretty hot...

                        Dear Respected Victim,

                        Points for honesty, but no thanks
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • Hit Her G-Spot Every Time - Wouldn't that hurt after a while? There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, ya know.

                          Enlarge Your Pole With Wonder Pills - Sounds redundant seeing as I don't come equipped with one.

                          We Have Good Pills - And I'm sure the folks around the corner from me have better ones. Plus I wouldn't have to pay shipping and handling.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • Quoth Mikkel View Post
                            "O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."
                            And has a knob on the end. -- Nanny Ogg
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • Welcome to our swiss replica watches online store, where you can purchase Best Fake Rolex Watches, free shipping and fast

                              I'll pass on the "best" fake Rolex money can by.

                              RE: RE: diplom

                              I'll also pass on a "legit" HS diploma that will apparently land me a 75K/year job.

                              Also one with no subject, from a "FedEx Diplomat," who happens to use a Hotmail account, asking form my name address, ssn and mothers maiden name and a $1,000 check, mailed to russia. In return they will ship me a magical box they are holding in one of their facilities, form a fine man in Nigeria, with a check for 2 million dollars.

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                              • I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but, www.spamusement.com is a great spam-humor site that has a large depository of spam lines, as well as plenty of deserved mocking
                                - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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