Funny Spam Subject Lines

[Rapscallion]

"Pentagon on sale".

There's an amusing semi-official looking header with a link (not clicking that smegger).

"The properties of Pentagon on sale. USA Ministry of defense decides to sale the land of Pentagon.

Last day White House makes this decision about Pentagon. For sexual associate and unwanted transection. Please conform that, you have receive this mail.


Jorden Anathon Mark
Senior Officer
Ministry of defense, Pentagon
USA"

That's the text. No idea what they want, unless it's to get us to click the link.

Rapscallion

[Mikkel]

I think "Jorden Anathon Mark" should take some English classes .
It would be cool to buy Pentagon, even with sexual associates. I wonder how much it would cost?

[ralerin]

I win! I'm getting emails from THE FUTURE.

6/8/11

3/12/11

4/28/11

And so on...

I also have a lot of celebrity spam.

SHOW THEM HOW LARGE YOU ARE

Jessica Alba and I reunite after a bad patch, and I worked hard to make her pleased with my performance again <insert link here>


BE THE PIED PIPER OF CHICKS

Obama grows great length through herbal supplements <link here>

INCREASE YOUR LEVEL OF CONFIDENT

Hefner never failed to invite me to his private parties after he saw how I could work the crowd <link>

GERMANY SHOWS PORTUGAL THE STRENGTH IN AN EXTRA INCH

Cameron Diaz is a loose cannon when she realizes my potential in achieving different sexual positions <link>

TIM RUSSERT'S SEX SCANDAL EXPOSED AT FUNERAL

Take care of your pink, like how it take care of you <link is for "bests penis">

HI FRIED NEW DISCOUNT

<link>

And many ones for "VIAGARRA" and "VAGINISTIMUS".

[Shalom]

"The properties of Pentagon on sale. USA Ministry of defense decides to sale the land of Pentagon.

Last day White House makes this decision about Pentagon. For sexual associate and unwanted transection. Please conform that, you have receive this mail.

I think it's worth pointing out here that the United States of America does not have "ministers", we have "secretaries". I wonder what country this spammer came from that they didn't know this.

I win! I'm getting emails from THE FUTURE.

6/8/11
3/12/11
4/28/11
And so on...

Well sure. Lots of web-based e-mail clients show the newest messages at the top; this ensures that their spam will always be at the top of the page.

[Cookie]

Latest winner: "Russian women need a prince!"

[Mikkel]

Latest winner: "Russian women need a prince!"

Shouldn't that be "a Tsarevich"?

[ralerin]

Oooooh here's a good one from just now.

"Re: We have Illegal Pills!"

I don't think you want to be advertising that. Since you sell exact copies of brand name drugs...

ETA: Since I'm the last to say anything on this thread I'll edit the post rather than making a new one.

2 more: "Smoke Pot Anywhere You Want" and "Humongous Bouncing Boobies".

[Lachrymose]

"Magic erection is possible!"

[Mikkel]

"Magic erection is possible!"

"O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Magic erection is possible!"

"O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'A Wizard Did It.'

[MoonCat]

I just went through my junk email for laughs. Here's a few I found today:

Re: Offizielle Gewinnbenachrtigung

Say what now?

Fuckbook private invite code

Oooh...kay. That's a new one.

My name is Mr. Dino

So how are Fred and Wilma?

Attn: THE NEED TO GET A FOREIGNER!

How did you know? Can I see the catalog first? Some of those Australian footballers look pretty hot...

Dear Respected Victim,

Points for honesty, but no thanks

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hit Her G-Spot Every Time - Wouldn't that hurt after a while? There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, ya know.

Enlarge Your Pole With Wonder Pills - Sounds redundant seeing as I don't come equipped with one.

We Have Good Pills - And I'm sure the folks around the corner from me have better ones. Plus I wouldn't have to pay shipping and handling.

[dalesys]

"O, the wizard's staff is long and hard."

And has a knob on the end. -- Nanny Ogg

[mattm04]

Welcome to our swiss replica watches online store, where you can purchase Best Fake Rolex Watches, free shipping and fast

I'll pass on the "best" fake Rolex money can by.

RE: RE: diplom

I'll also pass on a "legit" HS diploma that will apparently land me a 75K/year job.

Also one with no subject, from a "FedEx Diplomat," who happens to use a Hotmail account, asking form my name address, ssn and mothers maiden name and a $1,000 check, mailed to russia. In return they will ship me a magical box they are holding in one of their facilities, form a fine man in Nigeria, with a check for 2 million dollars.

[Argabarga]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but, www.spamusement.com is a great spam-humor site that has a large depository of spam lines, as well as plenty of deserved mocking