New female fashion accessory - possibly NSFW ("toe" images in link)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

BUT WAIT!

Call now, and we'll send you a second Scratchula, a free sample of our latest product Bacon-Flavored Chin-A-Way, and a free State of Wyoming Jello mold.

Hurry! Operators are standing by!

[Pimento]

BUT WAIT!

Call now, and we'll send you a second Scratchula, a free sample of our latest product Bacon-Flavored Chin-A-Way, and a free State of Wyoming Jello mold.

Hurry! Operators are standing by!

Speak for yourself. No way I'm giving any free scratulas away. Not for something that's so needed by every man ever.

Or that could be the 10 beer and 4 hours of drumming talking

[MoonCat]

Just think, if this product is a success, you could end up with Gravekeeper taking orders for the fine folks of Nunavut!

[dalesys]

Just think, if this product is a success, you could end up with Gravekeeper taking orders for the fine folks of Nunavut!

Not until it "comes" with an MP3 player...

[Pimento]

Just think, if this product is a success, you could end up with Gravekeeper taking orders for the fine folks of Nunavut!

They wouldn't need that in Nunavut. More of an ice pick type device. And liability alone would prevent me from creating such a thing. Though reduced breeding would make gks life easier

[telecom_goddess]

And we want to see the video uploaded to YouTube.

LOL!!! I would pay to see that

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm gonna develop a male companion to the toe piece. A special spatula for men on hot days to peel bits off their thighs

Edit: holy shit. Ill add a scratcher to it. Call it the "scratchula". And another millionaire is born folks.

Have you seen the ad for the nut bra? NSFW.

[Pimento]

Hmm. That's perfect for those long sweaty jam sessions. No more frequent adjusting on the drum throne :P