F My Life

[Greenday]

http://www.fmylife.com/

Don't know how many of you have heard this phrase that's being thrown around now. "F*** my life". I actually enjoy this phrase a lot. Website is dedicated to people posting a short story about something crappy that happened to them that day. It actually gets quite amusing. I could easily picture a few certain people on CS using this phrase a lot.

[Aethian]

Wow...I giggled at a few but then as I started going I started to think about how much I used this phrase....yea....depressed now.

[smileyeagle1021]

I find it oddly appropriate that as of the time I clicked on it from this site the first story was a "I don't work here" story

[BookstoreEscapee]

I've actually never heard this phrase...

I did used to work with someone who's favorite phrase was "I suck at life."

Edit: I'm on page 3 and now I'm addicted to this site. Thanks a lot.

[Nyoibo]

I'm addicted to the site now, but I'm hating that I have had several of those things happen to me, and I've only read the first page.

[Greenday]

I sent in two things, but haven't seen either show up yet.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I've been keeping Design Fox entertained at work with this on AIM

[smileyeagle1021]

you know... I've found quite a few girls talking about how they've found out guys they were into were gay.... i wonder if I'm the cause of at least one of those posts

[Lil Bunny]

Well I managed to stay up til 3 last night and then spent another 2 hours today getting caught up on that darned site.

And I just followed them on Twitter. FML.

[tropicsgoddess]

I like that site...great way to cheer up after a shitty day to realize that somebody somewhere had a shittier day than you.

[PepperElf]

A couple of stories stood out for me...

1) The kid who decided to skip school after mom and dad went to work... waited by the phone for the school to call, so he could pretend to be dad and say "yes junior is sick"... the phone rang and he answered it... it was his Mom calling to leave a message.

I clicked "you deserved that one" cos... hell that was a pretty stupid thing for him to do.


2) Kid calls home asking to be picked up. His dad answers (panting) and says to call back in 15 minutes.
I didn't click cos there's no "ROFL that's funny" choice.

[Amina516]

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

Wow. I love this site.

ETA: I had to share this one too -

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

[Boozy]

I discovered this site about a week ago and proceeded to waste three hours reading all the entries.

I agree with whoever it was who said, "Funny at first, then gets depressing."

[Caveat Emptor]

"Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML"

[Aramika]

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

Poor employee. I guess the manager expected him/her to go get some Calvin Klein jeans for the customer?