NotAlwaysRight Stories

[catcul]

Wonder if that boss was Crazy Amy...!

I didn't think about that, but I hope it was. I'd hate to think that there is another boss like that woman.

[XCashier]

This is the kind of boss I try to avoid. I'd hate to see this restaurant's turnover numbers.

Wonder if that boss was Crazy Amy...!

[catcul]

You know someone has no respect for you when they give an excuse and give no effort to make it sound plausible. Of course, this scammer deserves that much respect.

[catcul]

This is the kind of boss I try to avoid. I'd hate to see this restaurant's turnover numbers.

[catcul]

This is a hilarious way to shut down a prank caller.

[catcul]

I think this kid used a poor choice of words.

[catcul]

It's bad enough that passengers act like this, but it's really bad that a pilot does it. A pilot should know better. He should have his pilot's license permanently revoked.

I've been to Louisburg, NC. It has no cell phone service and only one hotel.

[Ironclad Alibi]

What soups do you have?

What soups do you have?

No soup for you!

[XCashier]

What could possibly have gone through this woman's head that told her that trying to take off somebody else's hair was remotely acceptable, even if it was a wig?

I know I'm on Customers Suck, but that story is ridiculous by SC standards.

You Will Have Hell Toupee

Must've been the same loony who accosted ozcatbug.

[eltf177]

http://notalwaysright.com/irritable-book-syndrome/44963

What really bothers me about this one are these lines:

Customer: “I’m done with you. I want a manager. Don’t say anything else, just get your manager. Shush.”

(I call my manager, who threatened to fire me two weeks prior for returning a $20 book that was four days past the two-week policy.)

Manager: “Hi, what seems to be the issue?”

(The customer then explains how I’m an idiot, these books aren’t for her, and she doesn’t care about our policy and wants her money back.)

Manager: “Oh, oh, well, absolutely. [My Name]? Ha! I’m sorry he just doesn’t understand. It’s ok, buddy, we’ll have a training sesh on this later.”


Talk about being thrown under a convoy! I would have given manager a real four-letter aria before quitting!

[catcul]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

I'd be tempted to give her the bird for that question. Then again, my late grandmother's farm used to have chickens.

[Mr Hero]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

[catcul]

So, what triggers your tentacle?

[catcul]

What could possibly have gone through this woman's head that told her that trying to take off somebody else's hair was remotely acceptable, even if it was a wig?

I know I'm on Customers Suck, but that story is ridiculous by SC standards.

You Will Have Hell Toupee

[catcul]

Playing a werewolf based game can get quite hairy. The zombie jokes can make you feel dead on your feet.