NotAlwaysRight Stories

[catcul]

This is the kind of boss I try to avoid. I'd hate to see this restaurant's turnover numbers.

[catcul]

This is a hilarious way to shut down a prank caller.

[catcul]

I think this kid used a poor choice of words.

[catcul]

It's bad enough that passengers act like this, but it's really bad that a pilot does it. A pilot should know better. He should have his pilot's license permanently revoked.

I've been to Louisburg, NC. It has no cell phone service and only one hotel.

[Ironclad Alibi]

What soups do you have?

What soups do you have?

No soup for you!

[XCashier]

What could possibly have gone through this woman's head that told her that trying to take off somebody else's hair was remotely acceptable, even if it was a wig?

I know I'm on Customers Suck, but that story is ridiculous by SC standards.

You Will Have Hell Toupee

Must've been the same loony who accosted ozcatbug.

[eltf177]

http://notalwaysright.com/irritable-book-syndrome/44963

What really bothers me about this one are these lines:

Customer: “I’m done with you. I want a manager. Don’t say anything else, just get your manager. Shush.”

(I call my manager, who threatened to fire me two weeks prior for returning a $20 book that was four days past the two-week policy.)

Manager: “Hi, what seems to be the issue?”

(The customer then explains how I’m an idiot, these books aren’t for her, and she doesn’t care about our policy and wants her money back.)

Manager: “Oh, oh, well, absolutely. [My Name]? Ha! I’m sorry he just doesn’t understand. It’s ok, buddy, we’ll have a training sesh on this later.”


Talk about being thrown under a convoy! I would have given manager a real four-letter aria before quitting!

[catcul]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

I'd be tempted to give her the bird for that question. Then again, my late grandmother's farm used to have chickens.

[Mr Hero]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

[catcul]

So, what triggers your tentacle?

[catcul]

What could possibly have gone through this woman's head that told her that trying to take off somebody else's hair was remotely acceptable, even if it was a wig?

I know I'm on Customers Suck, but that story is ridiculous by SC standards.

You Will Have Hell Toupee

[catcul]

Playing a werewolf based game can get quite hairy. The zombie jokes can make you feel dead on your feet.

[catcul]

This is a good reminder for the members of Customers Suck.

[catcul]

This is the Streisand Effect in action. In an effort to take down an unflattering entry, she inadvertently introduced sandwich shop employees to notalwaysright.com. In response, they posted this story.

[mathnerd]

Not me! I've admitted to all but one of my stories on the Not Always sites, and the one I won't admit to publicly isn't that one.