NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Kogarashi]

Crazy lady is crazy. So which is it? Is the unoccupied property your "backyard," or are you not allowed to have pets, or were you just trying to distance yourself from a howling puppy, or what? Keep your story straight.

[Lace Neil Singer]

There's a snake in the office...

Well, that has never happened to me...

[XCashier]

Some stories really warm your heart.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Where I work, when my granny died, my manager immediately gave me the day off for the funeral and arranged cover for me. The callousness of the manager in the story makes me want to slap her.

[KuariKaydrith]

I've worked for asshole upper management like that in the past and they always wondered why I quit on them with little or no notice as soon as I have something better lined up. They just don't seem to understand that not all of us are married to the company and would like to have something approaching a life away from work. Sure, sometimes things come up that makes you work longer hours than expected or coming in on a day off, but when it comes to family emergencies you're damn rights I'm not coming in - I will get my shift covered and then screen all my calls as I'm dealing with whatever emergency has come up. Even now I've got a 2IC for a reason so that if something comes up and I simply cannot make it in he will pick up the slack for me, and my current head office is well aware of that fact.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And people wonder why I have no desire to move up into management.

[eltf177]

What. A. Bitch. This employee is well out of it!

Just...

You wonder just how a company with an attitude like that manages to keep employees at all...

[Lace Neil Singer]

What. A. Bitch. This employee is well out of it!

[catcul]

One man's proposal to his girlfriend lets another woman dodge a bullet.

[Lace Neil Singer]

On a lighter note, I've always wondered about this.

Lol. My cat would always give the vet a "If Lace wasn't here, you'd be SO DEAD" look the whole time. And then try and claw him once he'd finished checking her. I miss my cat...

Who knows what's in soft drinks anyway?

[catcul]

On a lighter note, I've always wondered about this.

[eltf177]

Because money. The bottom line. That is all that Corporate considers.

True...and the reason corporate treats sucktomers like royalty and staff like expendable cogs...

[XCashier]

But why do they have to reward those crazy customers?

Because money. The bottom line. That is all that Corporate considers.

[Lace Neil Singer]

But why do they have to reward those crazy customers?

Exactly. Maybe if more of these idiots were punished for their behaviour, there would be less SCs in the world.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Corporate can't control crazy customers (say that five times fast!), but they can control their managers.

But why do they have to reward those crazy customers?