NotAlwaysRight Stories

[dalesys]

... throwing out a car because it's seven years old???

My exe's father abandoned a car because he ran out of gas... He spent all of WWII as a machinist's mate on the Enterprise and was a little rattly.

[taxguykarl]

throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

No kidding, my local dealer often has to order parts for my '06 Highlander, but I can't recall waiting for more than a week--only a couple of days more often than not.

[Nunavut Pants]

Holy crap, I can't believe the author of this piece. I mean, I know our culture thrives on disposable goods, but throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

https://notalwaysright.com/it-hurts-...-times/312891/

[Pixilated]

And here is an award-winning reaction to a jerk of a Big Boss.

https://notalwaysright.com/apparentl...o-that/308531/

[Pixelated]

Very long but very well-written and ... pretty appalling. I feel sorry for the son.

https://notalwaysright.com/some-pare...is-guy/300016/

[Pixelated]

I can just imagine Spock's reaction to the "green muppet" comment ....

https://notalwaysright.com/prosper-a...u-will/303216/

[Pixelated]

YIKES.

Ready, aim ... phasers on kill.
HR Guy: “I’m just curious why you seem so intent on making enemies when there’s no one to miss you.”

https://notalwaysright.com/noted-don...es-guy/301710/

[Pixelated]

Let's play mind games with the scammers!

https://notalwaysright.com/anonymous...alling/104595/

[Pixelated]

I'd like to order several million clones of this manager, please ....

https://notalwaysright.com/one-word-leave/298721/

[Pixelated]

Escorted by a guard of Cobra Chickens, no doubt ....

https://notalwaysright.com/how-canad...nadian/291201/

[Pixelated]

Entitled teen comes for dinner, gets served PWNADE.

His dad sounds like a decent, sensible and sane person. I can't help wondering WTF happened to turn Junior into such a jerk.

[mjr]

Woman thinks 6 pregnancy tests are wrong, her daughter just CAN'T be pregnant...
https://notalwaysright.com/the-conce...g-isnt/263515/

[Jay 2K Winger]

Someone uses the Jester Anti Haggling Method on a customer. Fittingly, they were also a bartender!

[Jay 2K Winger]

The horror that is The Evil, and the teacher that unleashed it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

This piece of work played up the generous, conscientious date, and then doubled back into the restaurant after to mark the $100 tip down lower.

The waitstaff got him back.