NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Pixelated]

Escorted by a guard of Cobra Chickens, no doubt ....

https://notalwaysright.com/how-canad...nadian/291201/

[Pixelated]

Entitled teen comes for dinner, gets served PWNADE.

His dad sounds like a decent, sensible and sane person. I can't help wondering WTF happened to turn Junior into such a jerk.

[mjr]

Woman thinks 6 pregnancy tests are wrong, her daughter just CAN'T be pregnant...
https://notalwaysright.com/the-conce...g-isnt/263515/

[Jay 2K Winger]

Someone uses the Jester Anti Haggling Method on a customer. Fittingly, they were also a bartender!

[Jay 2K Winger]

The horror that is The Evil, and the teacher that unleashed it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

This piece of work played up the generous, conscientious date, and then doubled back into the restaurant after to mark the $100 tip down lower.

The waitstaff got him back.

[Jay 2K Winger]

How do you stop a Karen that's yelling at a customer-not-an-employee?

Use her own tactics against her.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Protip, sucky managers: if you're going to bluff that your worker can be replaced, remember that they can call that bluff.

[EricKei]

[NAR] Dumb Criminals - Laundry Edition

I'm sure the guy in this one wishes he had brought something along that might help him to get past a locked door. A crowbar, perhaps.

https://notalwaysright.com/maybe-he-...dering/238840/

[Pixelated]

File it under 'D' for ....

[Pixelated]

Bring along a Stephen King novel and you're all set

[Ironclad Alibi]

No milk shakes available

I went into McDonalds to get two of the Shamrock (mint) shakes and lunch. The clerk said the machine was down. I checked with Mrs. IA, who said she wanted the shake. I told to clerk that my wife really wanted the shake and that we would go to another McDonalds. The clerk asked me to wait a minute, and was able to have the man servicing the milk shake machine make two shakes for us. Goes to show what being nice can do.

Although for some reason Mrs. IA thinks the shakes taste like pistachio rather than mint.

[Arcus]

Here's a live feed of shelter cats in Japan as a palette cleanser.

The comment section had the same idea you did. It's filled with cuteness to make up for the story. One of the few times a comment section is the least horrifying place to be.

[Deserted]

Somebody this callous should not be working in medical equipment.
Even if it's not your job, you should contact somebody who can help if a medical device is failing.

The title says it all:

“What The F***?” Is Right!

[catcul]

Somebody this callous should not be working in medical equipment.
Even if it's not your job, you should contact somebody who can help if a medical device is failing.

Here's a live feed of shelter cats in Japan as a palette cleanser.