{Game} Punish the SC!

[wolfie]

Punishment: 7 days straight of watching what was left on the cutting room floor after a Star Wars fan made "The Phantom Edit". That's right - nothing but Jar Jar Binks for a whole week.

Crime: SC parks their car at the fuel pump (doesn't buy fuel) and goes inside to do business in the convenience store. Their "business" includes taking a dump, so they're blocking the pump for at least half an hour. Of the 6 pumps at this gas station, they're blocking the ONLY one that has diesel. A lot of dually pickup (and VW TDI) owners are pissed off.

[Kristev]

Punishment: If she wants it half off when it's no longer on sale, she can have if half off. Would she prefer the right half of the blouse, or the left half of the blouse? To get the whole thing, she must pay full price and a re-stitching fee.

Crime: The SC doesn't like the sex, violence, swearing, or much of the plot in a G movie they rented for their kids. So they edit the movie on their own to remove the parts they find offensive, and don't bother to inform the video store that they've done this. It isn't discovered until the next person rents it.

[catcul]

Punishment: The club has been taken over by feederists. The members are forced to eat fattening foods until they are forced to change their name to the Heavier than Thou club.

Crime: SC wants to buy a blouse for the sale price despite the fact the sale ended two weeks ago.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The SC is fired as a client by the Dragon Ladies. Never mess with professional trainers at a gym . . .

Crime: The Healther Than Thou club is back, terrorizing restaurants by demanding they get rid of their good tasting but greasy food in favor of the healthier but bland and icky menu favored by the Healthier Than Thous, and playing suppervisor to people who don't care to have their food choices questioned, or just plain thrown away and replaced with salads they didn't ask for.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets arrested when he tries to enter the wrong house.

Crime: SC tries to get Rose fired because she is dating her girlfriend, Kaori.

Punishment: The refund is refused...but an exchange is available in the fetishist's size.

That might not be a punishment.

[taxguykarl]

Punishment: The refund is refused...but an exchange is available in the fetishist's size.

Crime: The SC storms into the store swearing up a storm only to find out that "genius" has the wrong address.

[catcul]

Punishment: The SC gets a swift kick in the nose and juevos.

Crime: SC tries to return a pair of panties that were destroyed by her much bigger husband when he tried them on.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: The CS is written up and the SC tracked down and arrested.

Crime: SC kicks someone in the juevos to get the last [insert item here]

[wolfie]

Then the actors will put mousebear traps of various parts of her body for the audience's amusement.

Fixed that for you.

Punishment: Rogue wave hits the ferry, SC loses his balance, and falls overboard. Surprisingly, none of the people who were offended by his crime (and saw the fall) bothered to report the incident to the crew, so "Man Overboard" procedures were not initiated. The body was never found.

Crime: SC "returns" the expensive electronic device they purchased at $Big_Box_Store, except that they've removed the device and substituted worthless stuff of roughly the same weight, and re-shrink-wrapped it. The customer service person (straight out of CoC forum) sees that it's shrink-wrapped, assumes it's unopened, and processes the return without bothering to check the contents.

[catcul]

Punishment: Superfangirl gets to pay for the instruments she used to beat off the actors. Then the actors will put mouse traps of various parts of her body for the audience's amusement.

Crime: SC relieves himself by taking a dump off the stern of the ferry in full view of the other passengers.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Batfan the Dork Knight is an expert hacker, so he hacks into Joker's phone and deletes all the videos before Joker could even upload them into the Deep Web. Then Batfan alerts his cronies in the Deep Web and pays them handsomely to beat Joker up live on their webshow.

Crime: Superfangirl, cousin of Superfan, is at the opera house watching the Nutcracker Suite. When the Mouse King arrives to attack the Nutcracker, Superfangirl leaps from her seat and from seat to seat onto the stage to fight him and his mouse minions off, beating them all bloody with musical instruments, tossing music books at the King and his minions, and leaving a very scared Nutcracker and Clara and a much more annoyed audience.

[Kristev]

Punishment: SC continues to twerk all the way out the door, where they slip on the ice and go sliding downhill, at increasingly high speed. They survive, but their legs do not. Happy Holidays.

Crime: Cell phone cameras can do wonderful things, I guess. They can do terrible things, too, such as record people in line before you who are paying for their things by signing their name on the dotted line and punching in pin numbers. Why would you want to record such information? To shop in their name without their consent, of course. All night long. Just ask Joker Wildcard.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC has a new toilet and a lifetime ban from the hardware store he can use after he gets out of jail.

Crime: SC twerks in the middle of a busy store for a badly made booyou video

[catcul]

Punishment: The video footage from the incident is published to the internet. When caught, SC is forced to model a green dress, red pantyhose, and white high heel shoes. Those pictures are also published to the internet.

Crime: SC decides that he is going to use a display toilet in the hardware store in the way it was designed.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC is forced to mop up all the stains and is then banned from all cosmetics stores in the world.

Crime: After watching Mrs. Christmas-Freak on the news, SC decides to emulate her by yelling at a store clerk, throwing stuff around and threatening violence after said clerk told him (yes, him) that Christmas was over and that it was Boxing Day now.