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  • taxguykarl
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    Punishment: The IRS collects its share of the profits...plus interest and penalties as the SC didn't pay the large profits tax....after which the state revenue department hits the SC for back income and sales taxes.

    Crime: SC throws a fit while trying to pass a check even after bouncing a dozen before.

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  • Kristev
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    Punishment: Due to a blizzard, the SC's electrical power is neutralized for a week. And he's snowed in. He may have scammed the store, but it's not wise to enrage Mother Nature . . .

    Crime: SC goes to buy the latest hit movie for Christmas. He sees the sign that says "No more than five copies of any one title per customer" and decides to completely ignore it. He grabs every single copy the store has of the big hit movie. The cashier won't let him buy twenty-seven copies, so after he is done verbally terrorizing and berating her, he demands a manager.

    The manager comes, folds, and not only does he let him buy all twenty-seven copies of the movie, he allows the SC to have a massive discount! So not only did the store lose money, but nobody else will be able to buy the movie.

    And what does SC do with the movies? He sells them for a grossly exaggerated price to make himself a handsome profit. Somebody stop him. Please?

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  • darkroxas45
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    Punishment:SC is slapped with a halibut, tuna, and swordfish then served a double bacon cheeseburger and their bill comprises of 1 halibut, 1 tuna, 1 swordfish, and a $40 double bacon cheeseburger.

    Crime:SC buys a set of icicle christmas lights then goes home and stuffs their old set of christmas lights into the box and returns it to the store [yeah this actually happened customer]

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  • cindybubbles
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    Punishment: SC's teenage daughter and her much-older boyfriend come over with their own screaming children and they all proceed to wreak havoc in the house. Neither the daughter nor the boyfriend bother to clean up.

    Crime: SC roars at a waiter, demanding a steak that must taste just like veal, a soup that has no more and no less than 16 droplets of fat in it, and wine that must be served at exactly 50 degrees in a crystal wine glass that must sound in A-flat when he taps it.

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  • Lace Neil Singer
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    Punishment: Dave the burly biker and his friends are nearby, dressed as Stormtroopers. They make short work of the SC and he ends up right at the back of the line. By the time he gets to the front, the last ticket has been sold.

    Crime: The SC brings her eight screaming children to a restaurant on Christmas Day. The children run around, shrieking like banshees while the SC chats on her phone. They make a horrific mess and the SC doesn't bother to tip.

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  • cindybubbles
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    Punishment: SC and his ghastly friends go to celebrate their success at a bar and try to do the same thing, but one of the customers recognizes the group and alerts the bartender, who alerts both the bouncers and the police. The bar is in lockdown after a brawl erupts between the bouncers and the group, and then the police step in. The group is charged with theft of services, attempted arson and assault and are locked away for a long time.

    Crime: SC is in full Star Wars costume and he pushes to the front of the line so he can get a good seat for the new Star Wars movie. When people complain, he threatens everyone with his toy lightsaber.

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  • Kristev
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    Punishment: The donation box was full of nothing but old, broken Teddy Ruxpins a donator picked up at an auction and didn't bother to look at. The donater's heart was in the right place, but their brain was temporarily out of service. Merry Christmas.

    Crime: SC and his ghastly friends all go for a meal on Christmas Eve. They have a huge Christmas feast, ordering half the food in the restaurant and they make a big show of themselves. They also use a lighter under the table to set off a smoke alarm so everyone has to be evacuated, allowing them to completely skip out on their bill. By the time everyone discovers that nothing is wrong, SC & his ghastly friends are all gone.

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  • Lace Neil Singer
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    Punishment: All the leftovers, including any potatoes that were discarded cuz of being bad, are thrown at the SCs by the staff and the people in the correct queue.

    Crime: SC swipes toys out of a donation bin meant for children in hospital so as not to spend money on her kids' presents.

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  • cindybubbles
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    Punishment: SC has a harder time having sex because he cracked his juevos AND broke his wiener.

    Crime: SC and girlfriend are standing in the pickup line for Tornado Potatoes. Problem is, they didn't order any tornado potatoes because the ordering line is on their right. When told this, they refuse to budge and insist that the pickup line IS the order line.

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  • darkroxas45
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    Punishment: Sc's phone is given to Doc from The Whiteboard to "fix" with a maple ten-pounder

    Crime: SC cracks their juevos escaping from security

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  • Kristev
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    Punishment: SC is forced to sign a waver so that they cannot sue at all when their kids get hurt. If she won't sign, CPS will be called. Ten minutes later, the kids get hurt, and SC has only themselves to blame.

    Crime: SC gets on her phone at the movies and plays the harpy, screaming at everything and everyone, about anything and anyone. Everyone knows what's going on in her life, but nobody knows what's going on in the movie.

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  • cindybubbles
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    Punishment: SC stares in horror as the manager cuts up her credit cards right before her very eyes. She is then banned from all stores, supermarkets, banks and malls for the rest of her life and since she has a reputation for being a gold digger, no one will want her, not even the creepy old perverts. SC is reduced to begging in rags after she is evicted from her posh apartment for not being able to pay the rent for 2 years.

    Crime: SC's toddlers are climbing the store shelves. When the salesperson goes to bring the toddlers down, SC slaps the salesperson saying, "How DARE you touch my special angels! I'll SUE!!!".

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  • Lace Neil Singer
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    Punishment: SC is punished by being made to host a free party for the community living in the local bad area. The employees get paid leave while this is going on.

    Crime: SC screams at cashier after her credit card is declined three times, as if it's the cashier's fault. She demands that her shopping is comped by the company cuz she's such a good customer.

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  • darkroxas45
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    Punishment: SC forgets to pull their pants up and goes face first into the floor in front of Security


    crime: SC [Sucky corp again] schedules all their employees off work for a holiday party regardless of if they had intended to attend the party

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  • catcul
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    Punishment:
    Having an SC after closing is not fun
    I'm pulling out my huge shotgun
    Don't be a lout
    Just get the out
    We open tomorrow at one.

    Crime:
    SC decides to *fertilize* the potted plant in the mall.
    Security is getting the call.
    Before the guard has his say.
    The SC gets away.
    What is the SC's downfall?

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