{Game} Punish the SC!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is sent to Canada to catch herself a wild turkey.

Crime: SC turns up two minutes before closing time, wanders around for ages then takes an age at the checkout. When the cashier reminds him that the store is closed, he smirks and says that there's plenty of time.

[Kristev]

OOG: Are you sure, XCashier? I should think the SC is a big enough turkey on their own.

[XCashier]

Punishment: Security sees them on the vid, notices all the things they hid. Cops and CPS come to avail, Baby stays with Grandma while parents go to jail.

Crime: SC is grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving and pitches a fit because there are no more turkeys.

[Kristev]

Punishment: He gets a deck all right; he's put on a ship sailing straight to the Bermuda Triangle.

Crime: Ms. & Mr. Neverpay come in at closing time, you see. S. T. E. A. L. I. N. G. They love your goods, but your prices, they disparage, so they stash what they want in the baby carriage.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The museum bed is replaced with a bed of nails.

Crime: SC wants a new deck, but doesn't actually want to do the work himself, so tries to bully the home improvement store employee into doing the work for him.

[catcul]

Punishment: Whoever glued SC to the floor will be duct taped to the support column and left there for hours.

Crime: SC decides that they really need to sleep on the bed in the museum.

Punishment: Dr. Cutter, world-renowned specialist in amputation, follows him in there with her trusty scissors and makes everyone else happy.

Looks like someone doesn't want to play ball.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: After becoming somewhat inebriated, the D&D players can no longer separate reality from fantasy and start attacking customers thinking they're dragons. The police escort them to a non-fantasy dungeon.

Alt-Punishment: After using the stolen card to buy a lovely red outfit, the SC decides to go grocery shopping where they are mistaken for a red dragon and treated accordingly. In helping the SC recover from the attack the police discover the stolen credit card. The SC gets to join the D&D players in the dungeon, where the game continues.

Crime: SC sits on the floor in the middle of a book store for hours looking at books and not moving out of anyone's way.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Dr. Cutter, world-renowned specialist in amputation, follows him in there with her trusty scissors and makes everyone else happy.

Crime: SC and his friends decide to play D&D. They decide to play it literally instead of at a table. They decide to do this in the supermarket, where they buy liquor and enter battle with a red dragon only they can see.

Alt Crime: SC enjoys using her new Discovered card to go shopping with. The problem is, she discovered it on a department store's floor and it has someone else's name, which she is well-practiced in forging.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is required to donate two months' worth of his salary to the Liberation Navy while walking into LN's office in the worn out shoes.

Crime: Male SC goes into the women's dressing room and *makes himself happy.*

[Kristev]

Punishment: The SC has to stand outside the store for eight hours straight, for the next seven days, telling everyone who passes by them the area's legal requirements for buying cigarettes. They'll be paid for this, but if they slack or walk off the job, that paycheck gets lit up and treated like a cigarette by the store's manager.

Crime: The SC tries to return shoes that are completely worn out in a new expensive box. When he can't get his way, he leaves, snatching the Christmas donation box from the Liberation Navy on his way out.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: All the food is thrown at the SC, and he has to pay for it.

Crime: The SC comes in and shouts at the cashier who refused to sell cigarettes to her daughter, due to the daughter having no ID.

[Kristev]

Punishment: SC is beaten back by someone who ensures that the SC will need one large and final visit from the Tooth Fairy.

Crime: SC goes to a restaurant and wants his food done in a precise, picky, exact way. He never bothers to mention this while he's ordering, nor to tell any of the staff after he's ordered. But he certainly turns into a human hurricane when his food, having been made in the normal, ordinary way most people get their food at this restaurant, arrives.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC's fiancé leaves her because she was 3 hours late to the wedding.

Crime: SC beats up people for telling her that there's no such thing as Santa Claus. SC is an adult, by the way.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: The security camera video of the tomato exploding all over her becomes a YouTube hit.

Crime: SC is always very late for appointments.

[catcul]

Punishment: The local gun club uses her phone as skeet while the SC watches.

Crime: SC squeezes the tomatoes way too hard.