{Game} Punish the SC!

[Kristev]

Punishment: Child re-enacts the most vicious attack in the movie on their parent right there in front of everyone.

Crime: SC doesn't like the flowers in the flower shops, nor the home and garden shops, not even at Mal-Mart and its rivals. She decides to improve them by introducing plants that she finds absolutely heavenly. This includes palmer amaranth, Oriental bittersweet, brown knapweed, yellow star thistle, meadow knapweed, black swallow-wort, Grecian foxglove, common teasel, cut-leaved teasel, giant hogweed, Japanese hops, and dalmatian toadflax to every store that sells plants in town. Now there's a much wider selection to choose from . . .

[catcul]

Punishment: SC's back yard gets eaten by kudzu.

Crime: SC is recklessly doing stunts with his grocery cart in the store.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Stunts can go rather badly when you're playing with your shopping trolley (no pun allowed) in the glassware isle. Or should I say it's a real cut-up?

Crime: SC goes on a cruise and throws their spouse overboard when a great white is nearby. Luckily, this great white a really great white who returns the spouse to the boat and is as disgusted with the SC as everyone aboard the boat is, including the spouse.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The great white shark gladly gives the wife back to the ship's crew in exchange for the husband, who's much bigger and has more tasty flesh for the shark to eat.

Crime: Local grassroots organization sees the exchange taking place and boycotts the cruise line for cruelty to sharks.

[darkroxas45]

punishment: The sharks all team up and destroy the groups boat

Crime: SC sprinkles when they tinkle but doesn't wipe the seat

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is forced to clean their mess with their bare hands.

Crime: SC is yelling at the staff at the outdoors store because the boots show the motto, "Take a hike!"

[wolfie]

Punishment: SC happens to be a franchisee at "Royal Burger", and his restaurant is targeted by thousands of SCs demanding to "Have it their way". Of course, those SCs are cheapskates, so "their way" means free.

Crime: At supermarket, SC wants a box of Clementines, and takes one Clementine out of each of half a dozen other boxes to add to his.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC is seen on camera and just for him prices are tripled and go done right after his transaction

Crime: SC taste tests the cherries in the store

[Akasa]

Punishment: SC has to weigh and pay for each cherry in a bag singularly

Crime: SC refuses to reboot when calling into tech support

[catcul]

Punishment: Vinnie the leg breaker goes straight ... to the SC's house and tells him that either he can reboot, or ...

Crime: SC yells at the delivery driver. The driver accidentally brings out the wrong order, but brings the correct order almost immediately.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The SC must accompany the driver for the rest of the night to learn how demanding the job seems to be.

Crime: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the chapel . . . well, . . . er. In all the vast depths of the population, how could there have been only one? Uh, one bad spouse-to-be deserves another. See him before you get married? Oh sod it, I'll just come right to the point.

After the sensational release of Bridezilla to the church, what could possibly more terrifying than Groomzilla? The terror continues. None of man's fantasies of evil can compare with the reality of Groomzilla.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Groomzilla is forced to get approval for all of his choices from the Mother-of-the-Bridezilla, who hates his guts. None of man's evil fantasies may compare to Groomzilla, but even he is no match for his future mother-in-law!

Crime: SC works in retail so SC knows how things should go in a store, and lets the hapless clerks know about in a loud, booming voice when he doesn't get his way.

[Kristev]

Punishment: This is not Burger King. The SC's don't get to have it their way. How would they like it if the staff from this store showed up and treated them in the exact same manner? Which is, of course, what happens.

Crime: SC brings their dog, and their dog's fleas, everywhere they go. SC does not bring the dog's leash (or any means of cleaning up their waste) anywhere they go. You don't have to be a cat to know this is a bad idea . . .

Alt Crime: SC decides he simply must take his children ride the orca, even though the park's marine biologist told him that he doesn't like people he doesn't know and that orcas are also known as killer whales for a very good reason . . .

[catcul]

Punishments: SC1 has to clean the bags of flaming dog poo left behind by SC1's angry neighbors.
SC2 gets fish slapped.

Crime: SC is in the men's shoe section, putting the men's shoes to her face and sniffing them.

[Kristev]

Punishment: This particular bad doggie is hit by a rolled up newspaper, and her owner is told to get her out of the store before she chews the shoes up or makes a mess on the carpet.

Crime: SC brings expired Mal-Greens coupons to Mal-Mart, and throws a temper tantrum when they can't be used. When they finally escort her out, she is so livid that she goes to the employee parking lot and sprays re-icer on all the card windows.