{Game} Punish the SC!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: Right behind her in the queue is the policeman who's been looking for her, cuz there's a warrant out for her arrest!

Crime: SC leaves her kids in the store cafe cuz she doesn't want them with her when she shops. The kids proceed to wreck the cafe.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The housekeeper is a very powerful witch, who turns the family into cockroaches, stomps on them, and robs the house.

Crime: SC is trying to return stolen merchandise and pitches a screaming fit because she isn't getting cash back.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Mother Nature is so angry with all this, she causes an earthquake to knock the store flat down into a million little pieces.

Crime: An ultra-rich family, who, if they had any class at all, would be barbarian, hire a housekeeper to scrub their home from top to bottom. But they simply refuse to let the woman work, getting in her way, won't quit hitting on her, and undoing all the work she was able to do, then castigate her for being the worst housekeeper they've ever met. They won't even pay her. Does justice exist only as a tarot card?

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Married couple is forced to commit seppuku (ritual suicide) and have friends sell all their organs on the black market to pay back the Japanese china shop.

Crime: To get credit for lots of credit-card sign-ups, and to ensure good sales, sucky manager (SM):

• Forces his cashiers to force people to pay only with the store credit card. These cashiers comply because it's do this or you're fired and they need the money.
• Hires people to guard the doors and lines in case people try to leave without buying something.
  
  If that happens, guards are to:
  • manhandle customers,
  • grab random items off the shelf,
  • rifle through customers' pockets and purses, and
  • pay with the store card, gluing a pen to each customer's right hand and scrawling whatever name they see fit on the receipt.
  
  
  After that, guards are to:
  • drag customers down to the basement,
  • put them in specially made padded cells,
  • lock them up, feeding them sporadically, and
  • bring them out only to buy more stuff with the card, leaving their poor families with the large credit-card bills.
  
  
  
• Orders the people manning the customer service desk to refuse all returns, and
• Hires hypnotists as greeters and customer service people to hypnotize people into buying their stuff with the store credit card, if all else fails.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The mice are still there, and if there's one thing elephants are scared of, it's mice. Can you say ouchie, Rich Bastard? I knew you could.

Crime: A married couple leave their kids at home and bring their fight with them, complete with picking up and throwing whatever they can find at each other. All over Japan's China shop. And you thought Rich Bastard and his menagerie were bad. Somebody do something.

[cindybubbles]

Punishments: Jack is convicted of arson and insurance fraud, and his ex-wife sues him for alimony and child support.

Crime: Rich Bastard recovers, but still doesn't learn his lesson. He brings a whole herd of elephants into the mall. The elephants charge the mall and tear down doors and walls, leaving panicked shoppers to run and hide.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Luckily, a snake-charmer is in the mall. He turns the snakes against Rich Bastard, and then lulls them to sleep so they can be taken away safely and brought to a proper place.

Crime: Jack is cunning. Jack is slick.
Jack overturned the candlestick.
With a candle in it, setting his whole house aflame.
Why? So short of cash Jack can win an arson insurance claim.

Alternate crime: Jack's waitress ex-wife pawned her heirloom jewels, including her wedding ring.
She bought medicine for their sickly child, whom she valued more than her bling.
Jack promised her he would get them all back, though she didn't believe his oath.
He proved himself by using a candlestick to shatter the pawn shop's window . . .

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: The male clerk uses the SC as a human shield against the Creepy, Ugly and Smelly Old Guy who'll have sex with anything that moves.

Crime: After a year of dog-walking, the rich SC, known to all as Rich Bastard, doesn't learn his lesson, and brings all of his pet pythons, cobras, anacondas and all other snakes to the mall. He then throws live mice from a bag onto the floor so that his precious pets wouldn't go hungry.

[catcul]

Punishment: The employees harass her on her lunch break.

Crime: SC tries to make a male clerk to grab her breasts against his will.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The tigers and lions are rehomed at a safari park where they are much happier, and the SC is forced to walk all the dogs in the neighbourhood for free, for an entire year.

Crime: The SC constantly harrasses employees who are on break, demanding that they stop eating lunch and serve her NOW.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: After going to Mr. and Mrs. SC are banned from every salon in the world, forcing Mr. SC to style Mrs. SC's hair for the rest of his life.

Crime: Rich SC brings his exotic pet tigers and lions into the mall, reasoning that since the sign only shows a picture of a dog, that "no pets" really mean "no dogs", and the animals cause mischief and mayhem throughout the mall.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The skyclad SC discovers that dancing on banks is a bad idea in the middle of a lightning storm. When the bolt hits, the SC is as shocked as everyone else is.

Crime: Mrs. SC just loves her new hairdo at Because It's Worth It Salon. She raves to the staff about how beautiful her hair turned out. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? Of course, it's me writing this, so it's bound to turn bad. Here it comes. Mr. SC loves the new hairdo, too, but doesn't care for a hairdo that costs six figures (including cents). So he demands she go back and get a refund. She readily complies, expecting to be treated like royalty as the manager, she thinks, will bend over backwards to please her since her haircut was so horrible, she's ashamed to be seen in public, I tell you! So, to make a wrong story short, Mr. and Mrs. SC conspire to demand that all the money for the haircut be refunded, and to ensure it, are ready to flood social media and the local news with bad publicity if she doesn't get her money back, and more.

(In short, she loved her haircut until her husband saw the bill. He was mad about how much money she wasted, and so she returns to the salon claiming that she hates her new hairdo, that it's ruined her socially, and that refunding the money and providing free haircuts is the very least they can do.)

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC is slapped with 7 halibut at which point they are told their theft attempts were caught on tape

Crime: SC dances naked on the roof of a bank and jammed the door shut

[XCashier]

Punishment: The person getting on the elevator weighs 800 lbs, hasn't bathed in years, and it's a hot, humid summer day. And a fifty floor ride.

Crime: SC stuffs merchandise into her baby's stroller, and when caught shoplifting, claims the baby took the merchandise.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: the cart hits a curb and pulls a 180 and runs down SC breaking their spine leaving them paralyzed from the neck down and a brain injury leaves them mute.

Crime: SC farts in elevator just as someone gets on.